Today on your bFM Breakfast: Rob wants you to whisper sweet nothings to his water bottle; turns out Yellowstone National Park is a real and imminent** threat; Maria brings out the bogans; West Auckland looks set to lose one of New Zealand's largest studio complexes; Mikey hearts tacos; and Jock's got a bad (v. good) case of beat itch.

**Possibly.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: the status of yr stonefruit; plastic footwear through the sweaty ages; we get a bit carried away w/ the first of our new television segments; Mikey throws curveballs at the long-suffering newsteam; and Carlene's been taking the tapedeck on the reg to the retirement home.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: shouting at the devil w/ a classic Metal Memory Monday; 'relentless positivity' for Jacinda up front, but behind the scenes...; Kiran brings in a labour of love; what is the #motherofallscandals and, more importantly, should we care; and did you know tuataras have three eyes? Mikey did.

Today on your bFM Breakfast we're beaming to you live from Real Groovy Records! We've got: live performances from sere and Emily Edrosa; delicious breakfast snacks courtesy of the pals at Little Bird Unbakery; piping hot coffee from our mates at Coffee Supreme; and a treasure hunt in the CD bins.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: we get the band back together; Pearl outs Sarah's playlist dislikes; Delaney hearts the city and frittata (again); Troy's stacked; and Mikey doesn't do reggae.

In which Jonny plays nothing but the hits and Rob has sauerkraut on toast.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Mikey's got gummed up ears; Penelope's got body mod concerns; we talk HP48HRS with Auckland City Manager, Morgan Leigh Stewart; Sarah's teen years sound pretty sketchy; Ximena hates syncopation; and Prof. Drummond tells us tales of computers, viruses and evolution.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: a big weekend for Jacinda, Jacinda, political flame tinder; Morgana O'Reilly drops in to talk Stella Kowalski and swoony accents; Jenna and Mikey talk books on Badalamenti; the U.S. really is falling to bits RN, huh; and Ange has the tonics to cure what ails you.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: it appears the church still isn't done interfering with yr rock 'n' roll; Fabian's out to detail a brand new type of Trip; gig announces up yr wazoo; Looney Tunes stair foley courtesy of Dr. Zemke; a visit from three floor managers at the Magic Factory; and James Lavelle has some advice for Mikey regarding his first edition UNKLE figurine.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Dr. Edwards has some bold statements for the politically indifferent; Delaney had a birthday dozen; Troy's triptych slays once again; Amelia holds down the 95bFM Top Ten fort; and James Lavelle calls in 'cat'.