Yes, it's mid-November 2024 and we are covering a "faith-based" movie.  No, we don't talk about the election.  Yes, "faith" is a euphemism for Christian.  No, we haven't been "saved."  Yes, my use of quotation marks around "saved" is meant to be sarcastic.  No, I'm not playing an ad hoc improv game with myself in the description field of my podcast, why do you ask.  Yes, we talk about Judy Greer a lot. 

Here is the whole album of this episode's festive holiday music, if your curiosity hasn't been satisfied. 

It's Halloween Kills, and everyone is entitled to one good podcast.  Or something.  We've waited a whole year to return to Haddonfield for the 2021 legasequel sequel to 2018's Halloween, the legasequel to Halloween.  We talk comparisons to another big-name legasequel trilogy and discover that we see a lot of ourselves in some of Michael Myers' victims. 

Who did the better Loomis impression?  Our contact deets are at the end of every episode!

Don't turn out the light, listener, because you're about to hear (a plot summary and criticism of) a G-G-G-Ghost Story!  From the twisted mind of Justin Long-- yes, the guy who played relatable nerds in 00s comedies and also got turned into a manwalrus in that one movie-- comes a harrowing tale from the land of Tampa, Florida! It’s Lady of the Manor, a stoner-buddy-spooky comedy.  Like any good mystery,  Reg and Patrick have more questions than answers for this one.  Question #1:  Would a loving God allow you listen to this episode?  Answer: probably!

Reg and Patrick make a podcast, and in this episode, they're getting deep inside The Amateurs.  This "indie" comedy about a small town group of slackers who decide to make a porno features some red hot meta-humor and an orgy of acting talent, and you know Judy Greer is right there among them.  After this scintillating conversation, don't be surprised if you find yourself searching "babaloos" on RedTube, or at least doing a little reflection on your moral responsibility to public health.  Rowr!

The Summer of Greer has one more episode before we move onto the First Day of School of Greer.  Is it another installment in a sprawling sci-fi franchise?  Yes.  Is JG a mom?  Yes.  Does she, as we hoped, get the best role we're see all summer?  What I can tell you is that "A Fish Called Selma" is the nineteenth episode of the decent season of The Simpsons.  Summer days, drifting away, but oh! Those rebellious apes!

The Summer of Greer marches on, hurrah hurrah!  Another mid-2010s big budget action movie, another underwritten mom role for Judy Greer.  Reg and Patrick have the dubious honor of digging into the MCU with 2015's Ant-Man.  Gabe Powers from Genre Grinder makes a special appearance as the wise comic book expert who provides the necessary exposition for our adventure searching for traces of the lost director (Edgar Wright), remembering the ants of our childhoods, and getting horny for entomologists.  Excelsior!

Fun fact:  this is the third movie we have covered so far where Judy Greer plays a Karen.  Not a Karen-Karen, just a mom named Karen.  Well, she might be a Karen-Karen;  we don't get enough information about her, for all we know there's a version of the script out there where she's writing a hate-filled screed on Facebook about transgender GMO dinosaurs.  And why would Karen be writing a hate-filled screed about transgender GMO dinosaurs if she is, in fact, a Karen-Karen?  Because we're jumping on the Nostalgia Express and heading back to Isla Nublar for Jurassic World, baby! 

The year was 2015, and Judy Greer's film career saw her journeying through the Land of Big-Budget Franchise Movies.  Reg and Patrick are setting the air conditioner on high and expectations on low for a mini-series we are calling The Summer of Greer.

Brad Bird's theme-park-turned-two-hour-family-friendly-action film Tomorrowland taught that scientific ingenuity and gumption are the key to solving pretty much any problem.  So Reg and Patrick invented a special high-powered microscope to be able to observe Judy Greer's performance.  Luckily, there are plot holes to puzzle over, disagreeable politics to sneer at, and prepositions to end sentences with. 

We did it again!  But... wait.  Did we?  What if we didn't?  What if we did something else?  What if we did something so long ago that, sitting here today, I can't even remember the names of one of the things, but we pretended like it was just done yesterday?  And what if Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde was set in a dystopian future and the main character was a magic DJ in an underground rave culture/resistance movement?  because that's the strongest memory I have of the Entourage movie, and I fucking had to watch the fucking Entourage movie for this bonus episode.

But this cloud has several silver linings, however, in the form of guest appearances from friends of the podcast!  *airhorn*  Special thanks to Bill Ackerman, Jessica Conger-Henry, Louisa Herron, Gabe Powers, Klon Waldrip, and "Stone Cold" Jim Laczkowski!

Choo-choo movie nerds, The 15:17 to Paris is leaving the station!  Legit question for listening Americans:  how do Reg and Patrick abide the 88-94 year old director who fills their TV with 94 minutes of military propaganda while their small audience awaits their opinions?  Can a mostly forgotten Trump-era Clint Eastwood movie share anything in common with Iranian New Wave cinema?  How does Judy Greer fare with Eastwood's reportedly breakneck production speed?  Does the kid who sat next to you in your sophomore year computer class make for a good action film protagonist?  We're doing our own research into mysterious screenwriters, MTV reality shows, and what really goes on when Americans go on vacation to Amsterdam, on the latest episode of 96 GREERS!