We got you! We got you! Matt Reeves' The Batman has been one of the most highly anticipated films in years, and it is finally playing in your local cinema. Thus, it would be kinda silly if we didn't review it (sorry Hulk). Robert Pattinson stars as Bruce Wayne, a millionaire living in a city called Gotham, who dresses up as a Bat and beats the crap out of criminals at night. Quite an interesting original screenplay truth be told. As murders escalate at the hands of Paul Dano's unsettling iteration of The Riddler, it comes down to Vengeance himself (with some help from Bernard) to unmask the truth and bring justice to Gotham. There's so much to talk about, so get your squirrel suit on quickly and take the dive.