An American guy who hates masks decided to support the big trucker protest in Canada this week by calling in a fake BOMB threat in Ottawa. But he called it in to a police department in the small town of Ottawa, OHIO by mistake.

The Idaho Potato Commission has created a limited-edition POTATO PERFUME that smells like "a fresh plate of French fries." It's sold out online, but there's a contest on social media to win a free bottle.

A new security guard at an art museum in Russia got bored on his very first day . . . and drew eyes on the blank faces of a $1 MILLION painting.

A pizza chain near Philly had to apologize after they ran an ad that showed food and a picture of a cappuccino. But they didn't realize the coffee picture was photoshopped . . . so the cream on top was actually a picture of a fully naked man.

A woman in Australia was standing on her bed trying to kill a spider when it lunged at her. So she jumped down . . . landed on a high-heel shoe that was lying on the floor . . . and ended up in the E.R. when the heel of it IMPALED her foot.

Several surveys looked into the pandemic's effect on Valentine's Day, and one said that the holiday has "lost its value," because people now look for affection more regularly throughout the year than on just one day.

A 46-year-old guy was arrested in Vegas last week for threatening to blow up a casino with a live grenade hidden in his BACKSIDE. It turned out he didn't actually have any explosives on him though . . . or IN him.

In a new survey on Super Bowl snacks, Bengals fans are more interested in salsa and buffalo chicken dip . . . while Rams fans are more into spicy snacks and guacamole.

A guy in Florida left a bar Friday night and couldn't find his car. So he stole someone else's car . . . left it on a set of train tracks, where it got HIT by a train . . . then he vandalized a fruit stand . . . tried to steal a forklift . . . and finally got arrested.

EDDIE VEDDER kept his feud with NIKKI SIXX going at a recent show by taking a potshot at Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee's elaborate drum sets, and challenging Nikki's claim that Pearl Jam is "boring".