A guy in England just got four years in prison after attacking his girlfriend . . . because she said she didn't find soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo attractive.

Here are three ways you're wasting time at work each day: Responding to emails right away . . . getting distracted by other tasks, like online shopping or chores around the house . . . and scrolling through social media.

Drug officials recently confiscated 20,000 coconuts at a port in Colombia, which were about to be shipped to Italy. The coconuts had been drained, and filled with LIQUID COCAINE. The case is still under investigation.

McDonald's is adding four fan-inspired "Menu Hack" items to its menu next week for a limited time. They include a Hash Brown McMuffin . . . a double cheeseburger with a layer of McNuggets . . . and the "Land, Air, and Sea" burger, which is a Big Mac with two burger patties, a Filet-O-Fish patty, AND a McChicken patty.

Has anyone out there ever woken up in a hospital bed with no idea how you got there? Someone online asked for stories. The best ones we've seen include someone who got knocked out by a flying squirrel . . . and a guy who drank too much and fell off a statue of a horse.

There's a list of commonly misheard phrases that actually make sense BOTH ways. These are things like: Bad rap vs. bad rep . . . deep-seated vs. deep-seeded . . . and whet your appetite vs. wet your appetite.

There's a New Condom, and One in Six Men Say It Makes Sex Better

Are Metaverse Weddings About to Become the New Trend?

A guy in Florida got arrested on Saturday after cops found a bag of syringes in his pocket . . . and he tried to claim they were "for FISHING." He also had a bag of fentanyl. He's due in court next month.

It's National Spouses Day! In a recent poll, 44% of married people said their spouse gets on their NERVES sometimes. But the top things we appreciate about them are: They're a hard worker . . . I can be myself . . . and they make me laugh.