Two people in Canada tried to steal a furnace out of a vacant property over the weekend, when they inadvertently caused a gas leak. They passed out, and had to be rescued by the police. No charges were filed.

In his new memoir "Unguarded", SCOTTIE PIPPEN calls MICHAEL JORDAN selfish, hypocritical, and insensitive. And he says, quote, "Michael and I aren't close and never have been."

A list of irritating things that SHOULD be illegal includes: Sending sick kids to school . . . leaving a shopping cart in a parking space . . . and meetings that should've been an email."

The brand Salt & Straw is selling a line of Thanksgiving-flavored ice cream . . . including one made with actual pieces of real turkey. They used caramelized turkey BACON, so not actual hunks of light and dark meat. But still . . . ice cream with turkey in it. You can order it at SaltAndStraw.com.

RICKY SCHRODER posted a video asking militias to "muster" at government institutions on Veterans Day for a "show of force" to, quote, "take our country back." Here's my suggestion: Let's not.

A recent report alleges that Texas special teams coordinator Jeff Banks’ girlfriend’s emotional support monkey bit a trick or treater.

His girlfriend, a stripper, often performs with the monkey and they are incredibly entertaining.

Here are a few random food hacks: Keep avocados next to onions in the fridge to keep them fresh. Re-purpose an old ketchup bottle to make pancakes. And use a koozie when eating a pint of ice cream. It keeps the ice cream cold, and your hands warm.

A company called Meta PCs may have beaten MARK ZUCKERBERG to the trademark on the word "Meta". But they're willing to sell it to him for $20 million. Zuckerberg reportedly thinks he has the rights to use it for his purposes, though.

Mike Z is plugging in with Rival Sons guitarist Scott Holiday this Saturday Night at 10pm for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. They'll be talking about their sold out "Pressure and Time" anniversary show that is being livestreamed via Veeps.

Plus new tunes from Black Map, Nita Strauss and Slash featuring Myles Kennedy and the Co-Conspirators.

Plug in at 10pm for new tunes, music news, tour dates and interviews