Uproxx.com ranked the French fries at over a dozen fast food establishments, and the top three were: Five Guys . . . McDonald's . . . and the seasoned fries at Rally's, a.k.a. Checkers.

A man in Missouri was arrested after posting an ad on Facebook Marketplace last week . . . that had a giant bag of METH in the background. He didn't realize it, but others did, and reported him. He was charged with drug trafficking.

The big science stories this week included a study that found humans will almost definitely live to be 130 years old someday, and if you're under 50, you've got a chance. And NASA needs a new vehicle to shuttle astronauts to the launchpad. So Oscar Mayer offered up the Wienermobile on Twitter. No response yet from NASA.

The newest symptom connected to covid is called "restless ANAL syndrome." A 77-year-old man in Japan was diagnosed with it after recovering from the virus. It's like restless leg syndrome, but specifically in your anus.

Match.com posted some early results from its "Singles in America" survey, and this stat jumped out: Sex with ROOMMATES has been more common during the pandemic, especially for young people. 27% of Gen Zers and 33% of Millennials who are single have hooked up with a roommate in the past year.

Super Bowl 56 will take place February 13th at SoFi Stadium . . . home to the Rams and Chargers. The Half-Time Show will include Dr. Dre, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Kendrick Lamar, and Mary J. Blige.