Someone asked people to name things that aren't as good as they used to be, and a lot of modern-day stuff made the list. Like Facebook, YouTube, dating sites, and online recipes.

Police in Florida were in the middle of dealing with an armed standoff on Sunday, when a woman drove through the scene . . . on a golf cart . . . completely naked. She was arrested, as was the guy in the standoff.

The reason the Denver Broncos had to play a game last year without any of their quarterbacks was because all four QBs got together to watch game film, and took off their contact-tracing devices so they could sit close to each other.

Three women in Illinois stole a bunch of clothes from a sporting goods store on Saturday. But the last one to the getaway car couldn't get in because the doors locked. So the other two drove off without her. Then a cop chased her down on foot in the parking lot, and someone got it on video.

Mike Z is chillin with Carnifex singer Scott Ian Lewis tonight at 10pm for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. They will get into the "Up From The Sewer" tour at the Belasco Theater on 9/18 as well as new tunes off of their new album "Graveside Confessions"

Plus, new tunes from Adema, Bullet For My Valentine and Rivers Of Nihil.

Plug in every Saturday Night at 10pm

It's National Beer Lovers Day, but what's America's favorite TRASHY beer? A recent study put Natural Light at the top, followed by Michelob Ultra.

A 24-year-old man in St. Louis was arrested last Wednesday after stealing a go-kart from a few young kids . . . at GUNPOINT. The kids were four, six, and nine. The man was charged with robbery.

A man in Nebraska went to Taco Bell recently . . . and while driving back, he was eating and admiring a new KNIFE that he got. Then, his vehicle hit a bump and he accidentally stabbed himself. His condition is unknown.

ANGELINA JOLIE says she fought with BRAD PITT because he worked with Harvey Weinstein, even though he knew Harvey once tried to sexually assault her. Quote, "It was hard for me when Brad [worked with Weinstein] . . . Of course it hurt."