A South Carolina man stole a full-size horse last Monday, and for some reason, he tried to hide it in a BEDROOM. The horse will be okay. The thief is facing charges of burglary, larceny, and malicious injury to animals.

Jared James Nichols joins Mike Z this Saturday Night at 10pm for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. They'll be talking and rocking tunes off of his forthcoming EP "Shadow Dancer" as well as blowing out your eardrums with new tunes from Flotsam & Jetsam, Joyous Wolf and Lorna Shore

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CHRISTOPHER MELONI had fun with the obsession over his backside in the new "Men's Health". He said that he can catch flies in his butt cheeks "like a Venus flytrap." He also said he's cool with being called a "zaddy."

A list of fun behind-the-scenes moments on movie sets includes: HEATH LEDGER licking his lips as the Joker to keep his prosthetic scars on . . . and JIM CARREY being bitten so many times by penguins that a disclaimer was posted in the end credits of "Mr. Popper's Penguins".

South Carolina police are looking for a "sticky fingered thief" who uses sticky mouse traps and string to steal money from apartment drop boxes. He's hit multiple locations, and is still on the loose.

The L.A. Lakers used free agency to make themselves the OLDEST team in the league . . . by far. And LEBRON JAMES is begging people to continue poking fun at them, because they're going to use it as motivation.

A guy in Michigan was arrested last month for robbing eight different ice cream shops. Then they let him out . . . and he robbed three more ice cream shops while wearing a GPS monitor to track where he was. So he was arrested again.

KRISTEN BELL agrees with ASHTON KUTCHER and MILA KUNIS' child bathing routines. She said she's a, quote, "big fan of waiting for the stink" when deciding when to give her kids a bath.

A mysterious, giant beach ball showed up in the small town of Stoughton, Wisconsin, and the locals have turned it into an uplifting mascot . . . rolling it around town, taking selfies with it, and even signing it.