PEYTON and ELI MANNING will provide alternate commentary for 10 "Monday Night Football" games this season on ESPN2. They'll be joined every week by guest athletes and celebrities.

Mike Z sitting down with Somnuri singer/guitarist Justin Sherrell this Saturday Night at 10pm for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks! They'll be talking and rocking tunes off of the new Somnuri album "Nefarious Wave" plus new jams from Against The Sun, Hatebreed and Ministry

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A guy in the Miami area went to a mall on Saturday, and stole candles. He got away . . . after spraying DOZENS of people with BEAR MACE. The police say that when he's caught, he could be charged with up to 35 felonies.

BRITNEY SPEARS unloaded on her family and friends who weren't there for her in some Instagram posts this weekend. And she specifically called out her dad and her sister JAMIE LYNN SPEARS.

The athletes' beds in the Olympic Village are made of CARDBOARD. Some say it's to keep the athletes from BEING INTIMATE . . . but one Olympian jumped on his and said it's plenty sturdy.

The big science stories this week included a debate over whether Richard Branson went high enough in his space plane on Sunday to actually go to "space." And an anonymous billionaire backed out of Jeff Bezos's rocket launch to space next week. So now some other rich dude's 18-year-old son is going.

Have you experienced "dead butt syndrome"? It's an informal term doctors use when patients experience pain, numbness, or tingling in their butt from sitting too much. And they've seen it a lot more since the pandemic started.

In honor of Shark Week this week, here are some tips on how to survive a shark attack: Don't panic . . . maintain eye contact and be assertive . . . fight back . . . and swim to shore and get help.

McCormick is looking for applicants to serve as their "Director of Taco Relations." No experience is necessary. It's part-time . . . and it's just a four-month gig overall. But the job pays $100,000.