SCOTT WEILAND's son NOAH has been kicked out of a band, and you can guess why. The rest of the guys said, quote, "He was heading down a dark path of drug use that got in the way of our friendship as well as the band . . . We did as much as we could to help him."

Here are a few hotel trends you can expect to see this year: More rooms that can double as an office. More touchless technology, like "mobile keys." More flexibility if you need to cancel. And more outdoor spaces.

A guy in New Mexico pulled a gun on a McDonald's drive-thru employee on Thursday after they forgot part of his order. He wound up getting chased by a police helicopter and was arrested for aggravated assault.

Police in Pennsylvania got a call last week about two CHICKENS who were harassing customers at a McDonald's. They rounded up the chickens and reunited them with their owner.

A British couple visiting Barbados was caught trying to sneak a woman into their hotel room for a threesome . . . and got fined $5,400 for violating their Covid quarantine. And without regular haircuts, the pandemic has brought a return of the MAN BUN.

A guy posted a story on Reddit about how his son was born at 11:05 P.M. on December 31st, but he tried to put 12:05 A.M. on January 1st on the birth certificate . . . because he didn't want his son associated with 2020. And he was furious with the nurse and doctor for not letting him do it.

The big stories in science this week included a study that found identical twins aren't 100% identical at birth. And a new study out yesterday found most people who get COVID have immunity for at least eight months, possibly years.

A guy in Florida got a DUI after he PARKED in a McDonald's drive-thru lane around 4:00 A.M., and cops found him "snoring loudly."

Bill Oakley is a longtime writer for ‘The Simpsons’ and the mastermind behind the show’s much-memed “steamed hams”. He is also the man behind the annual fast-food awards ‘The Steamie Awards’, handing out ten awards to what he deems were the best fast-food experiences of the past year. What was the best non-potato-chip snack of 2020? The best candy, cookie, condiment, meat, & liquor of the year? How about the best fast food pizza of the year and the biggest disappointment of the year? And what was the single best new fast food item of the year? Bill reveals the winners to these categories and others, plus he shares his predictions for the best fast foods of 2021. Visit Bill Oakley’s Instagram page & find him on Twitter @ThatBillOakley.