Open your mouths, our little friends! We're ready to sedate you with our viscous green goop as we dive into the tawdry tale of Troll 2. So grab a double-decker bologna sandwich, get your poppin' corn ready, and let's take a trip to the town of Nilbog: population, you!

Peeping tomming! Pursuing and pancaking a bewildered woman in the wilderness! The meet and greet B&E! Feral and preposterous soft-core corn porn! Goblin genocide! They’re eating my mom! They're going to eat me next! OohhhMyGodddddddd! Peeing on the potatoes! Goblin mother teat squeezing! Opening casting for ugly southerners! Man tree prickle tickles! Rob hates almond moms! The power of bologna! Lululemon combat pants! Freelance arrow contractors, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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