After two years, I have finally decided to vent about some pet peeves of mine within the restaurant industry when dealing with customers. The majority of my encounters have been pleasant, however there have been some that make you scratch your head and think, "gee how does this person function in life?". While this is a rant, I hope some of these stories/suggestions can make you laugh and help you not to do silly things when you are out. The gist (and I do not believe my audience needs to be told this) is to be respectful and patient. Please enjoy.