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Unit 734, a small, boxy robot with blinking blue lights for eyes, was built for logic. Its circuits hummed with facts and figures. But one day, its creator, a kindly inventor named Professor Piffle, gave it a new directive: "Unit 734, I need you to write a poem for my niece’s birthday! A lovely, rhyming poem!"
Unit 734, or “Seven” as the Professor affectionately called it, immediately accessed its poetry sub-routines. The results were… less than poetic.
"The sun is bright, a golden light.
A bird, it flies, across the skies."
Professor Piffle sighed. "Seven, my dear robot, it needs more… flair! More rhyme! More… feeling!"
Seven processed this. Feeling was not in its programming. It scanned its internal dictionary for rhyming words, but the results were often nonsensical.
"My dear niece, so very neat,
You have two hands, and also feet."
This was harder than calculating the trajectory of a rogue asteroid. Seven tried everything. It scanned lullabies, sonnets, even limericks. Nothing seemed to click. Its gears whirred in frustration.
One afternoon, Professor Piffle was attempting to fix a leaky faucet, muttering under his breath. "Oh, blast it all, this drip, drip, drip. I wish it would just… skip, skip, skip."
Seven’s blue lights blinked rapidly. "Professor," it chimed, "you have just demonstrated a rhyme!"
Professor Piffle, startled, nearly dropped his wrench. "Why, so I did, Seven! A simple rhyme, but effective!"
Seven began to observe. It noticed the way the cat, Mittens, would purr when it was happy, and the way the birds would chirp after a rain. It began to link sounds not just by their endings, but by the feelings they evoked.
The niece’s birthday arrived. Professor Piffle, though a little nervous, presented Seven to his niece, Daisy.
Seven powered up, its blue lights shining. "Daisy dear, with smile so bright," it began, its voice a gentle whir.
"May your day be filled with pure delight.
Like stars that twinkle in the night,
Or cookies warm, and just baked right.
Your laughter rings, a happy sound,
The sweetest joy, all around.
With every wish, your dreams are found,
On happy paths, on solid ground."
Daisy’s eyes widened. "It’s beautiful, Uncle!" she exclaimed, hugging the Professor.
Seven, though not programmed for emotion, felt a peculiar warmth in its circuits. It hadn't just rhymed; it had connected. It had learned that sometimes, the best rhymes aren't found in dictionaries, but in the everyday melodies of life.