A Broad Abroad

We choo-choo choose you to be our valentine's! The season of luuuurve is upon us and we thought we'd share our perspective on the hallmark holiday of courtly love. We figure out our love languages, enthuse about our love of stripes, share tales of valentine's past and share a history lesson of St Valentine... which Alice got from a Barbie annual a solid 20 years ago.

Jump in the boat and grab an oar as we set sail through the tunnel of love and this slightly manic episode, we've set you aside three roses. No more. No less.

It's the most wonderful time of the year... or is it? With the increased volume of alcohol intake, it may well be. Family traditions, festive favourites and gifting dilemmas - we cover it all in this Christmassy instalment! So if you're awaiting a rotund elderly man to come down your chimney, we've got some mulled wine on the stove and a mince pie waiting with your name on it.

Alice's Twitter: www.twitter.com/alicethomasss

Giana's Twitter: www.twitter.com/gianamilazzo

This ep we’re chiming those wedding bells and talking all things nuptials, all in front of an ordained minister from the church of the internet - our pal Jon. Wedding SZN seems never ending, and since we're feeling a bit old, we start this ep off with a fun game of MASH and see what our futures old. With our first phallic guest, we cover it all -- from hen parties to the heteronormativity of marriage to talking through our own marriage prospects.

Alice's Twitter: www.twitter.com/alicethomasss

Giana's Twitter: www.twitter.com/gianamilazzo

Breasts. Bosoms. Titties. Funbags. Jugs. Wabs. Your gals are back with a brand new season chatting all things boobs. Is bigger always better? We're not convinced. From their primary function of feeding babies to paying someone to stick metal through 'em for the hell of it, Alice and Giana are pitching up their boob tents and discussing all the jolly japes that come along with having a sweet rack.

Thanks for the mammaries, even though they're not so great.

Alice's Twitter: www.twitter.com/alicethomasss

Giana's Twitter: www.twitter.com/gianamilazzo

Literate and stylish. Kissable and quiet. IS that what girl's dreams are made of?

This month we're dissecting our choice in men and exactly how well it's fared us all these years. Jam packed with anecdotes of first crushes, awkward encounters and scientific FACTS, we'll have you wondering why anyone has ever agreed to date us ever. How many podcasts bring up Pierre from Simple Plan and Plato in the same episode? Probably not just this one but you should def give it a listen anyway.

Who is your type?

Do you miss chocolate snack packs?

Did you have to google what they were?

Write us at: [email protected]

Woop-woop! That's the sound of the police!

On this episode of The Handmaid's Tale, find out which states are trying to control what women can and cannot do with their bodies. Oh, hold on, this isn't a fictional dystopian series, you say? Well, in that case, grab a seat and buckle up because we're about to crash into a steaming hot pile of garbage full of anti-choice rhetoric.

It's been a tough few weeks (decades? centuries?) for all us gals, so send some lovin' and good memes to [email protected].

Alice's Twitter: www.twitter.com/alicethomasss

Giana's Twitter: www.twitter.com/gianamilazzo

It’s time to grab your gavel and don your wig, because this episode we’re off to court; the court of public opinion, of course!

Is there a statute of limitations on your fave problematic celebs being banished to cancelledom, or are they exiled for all eternity? Has political correctness gone mad or is justice finally being served? A whole lot has changed since the birth of social media, and the wokeness™ of 2019 is gleefully shining a light on it’s tumultuous past. If you’ve got your moral compass handy, you’re more than welcome to lead the way.

Once you've restored law and order, please drop us a line at [email protected] - we'd love to hear from you!

Alice's Twitter: twitter.com/alicethomasss

Giana's Twitter: twitter.com/gianamilazzo

Giana/Alice, 26/25

Likes: Pizza. Podcasts. Polyamory...?

This month we attempt to navigate the hot button issue which is ethical non-monogamous relationships. From unicorns to multiple romantic partners, we discuss our experiences with nonni-monoggy and in the spirit of ‘the more the merrier’ invite our roving reporters Chelsea and Steph on to share their experiences too. This is our longest episode yet, so clearly we've got a lot to unpack.

Swipe right if you like what you see ... and by swipe right we mean email/rate/review/love on us on iTunes.

Drop a heart, break a name at [email protected].

There's two things you can be certain of in life: death, and taxes.

In this episode your two favourite transatlantic gal pals attempt to navigate the minefield that is adulting, realising that time and time again life has a funny way of slapping you in face and stealing your wallet. From being hoodwinked by heath care to being longed off by your landlord you truly can be schooled by the school of life from every angle.

If you need us, we'll be crawled up in a ball asking for our mum.

Email [email protected] and tell us your biggest adulting fail.

It's time for some soul searching, and what better way to do that then to figure out which box society has placed you in? Join us as we look to the stars for answers -- and by stars, we mean the Internet.

Do you think there's something beautiful about sadness? Has your life been permeated by a sense of longing? You might "think" you're an Individualist, but maybe you're also The Helper. Play along and take a few popular personality tests to find out if you're an ENFP, INTJP, or if we should just STFU.

Drop us a note at [email protected] (especially any listeners from Japan!) and leave us a review on iTunes so you can get a shout out next ep.

Sources:

https://www.horoscope.com/us/index.aspx

https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test

https://www.eclecticenergies.com/