Ever found yourself lingering at a sports bar just to dodge a household chore? In this laugh-out-loud episode of The JB and Sandy Show, Sandy confesses: “I ain’t going home any time soon. You know what that means. Tricia is on a mission right now to clean the garage and I don’t want to do that.” 😂 Join JB, Sandy, and Tricia as they navigate the hilarious chaos of holiday prep, football fever, and the ultimate showdown over who really owns the right to order a Shirley Temple. From Sandy’s creative attempts to avoid garage duty (“I was going to go to the La Quinta there at Bo Peck and Southwest Parkway and get myself a room for the night”) to Tricia’s epic Goodwill purge and the mystery of the long-lost equipment bag, this episode is packed with relatable moments and playful banter.
🏈 Key Highlights:
- The Vandegrift High School football team’s playoff run and the bittersweet fate of the Longhorns.
- Sandy’s “side hustle” podcasting for Texas Tech’s Ken Hans.
- The great garage cleanout: “There was this giant mountain of Goodwill donations in the driveway… I just put packing blankets over this pile of junk and left it in the driveway overnight, which was very white trash.”
- The battle of the Shirley Temples: “You don’t want to be the couple that both are getting Shirley Temples?” “No, just because I did, just because I’m doing it.”
- A deep dive into Fredericksburg’s transformation into a top Christmas destination, complete with wine, parades, and impossible parking.
🎄 Memorable Moments & Quotes:
- “If you find a parking spot in Fredericksburg on a holiday weekend, be prepared to stay for a while as you can really suck all the good out of that parking place.”
- “It’s kind of the same reason why I couldn’t like Prince growing up because my sister liked it.”
- “Don’t forget, get your peaches while you’re there too.”
✨ Whether you’re plotting your own escape from chores, reminiscing about holiday traditions, or just in need of a good laugh, this episode delivers heart, humor, and a dash of Texas holiday magic.
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