The heartwarming holiday story of a boy who dreams of getting a gun and murdering strangers, 1983’s A CHRISTMAS STORY will be on cable for 24 straight hours this Christmas, as it has been since 1997, much to the chagrin of Tony and Nadia. The hosts discuss the baffling legacy of this film in American pop culture, endure the waves of misery throughout the script, and reminisce about other, much better Christmas movies. There's one line where Ralph's bully yells “HEY WHEN I TELL YOU TO COME, YOU BETTER COME!” and don't worry Tony caught it.