Drunk By Noon

A Clockwork Pickleball Coach (Ep. 38)


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Returning crowd favourite Dean Bertoia joins the boys to discuss his social media hiatus, the Harry Potter series, why he's seasonally unemployed and the tragic reason he’ll never play pickleball again.

From the graphic newspapers of Cancun to the Siberian "waterboarding" cure that saved Peker's life as a baby, the boys are back with some of their wildest stories yet. We dive deep into why cartel members only make $600 a week, the logistics of inheriting a "family dwarf" and the slow-burn heartbreak of losing a girl to a professional pickleball coach.

Timestamps:

00:00 – Dean is back & seasonally unemployed

05:10 – The graphic reality of Cancun newspapers

08:45 – The $600/week Cartel salary

15:20 – The "Family Midget" & Home Depot pranks

22:15 – Pecker's Russian origin: The doctor’s grim diagnosis

25:30 – The Siberian Witch Doctor & the "Waterboarding" cure

30:10 – The Pickleball Saga: A Clockwork Black

35:45 – Connecting the dots: Why Dean is hot and single

40:22 – Hooking birds and squirrel stories

41:11 – Outro: Dating applications for Dean

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Drunk By NoonBy Canadian Comedy Cartel