Black and Blou emerge, blinking, into the sunlight of three separate holidays, merged into one. They talk about their Valentime's Day joys, learn about Ash Wednesday from a noted historian, and hear a love sonnet penned for one of Blou's favorite POTUSes. Oh, and they spill the beans on their first loves in a segment we like to call "Brokenhearted Boyz"!

But if you think we're going to be talking about Groundhog's Day? No. Absolutely not. It is forbidden.