Black & Blou: A Humane Review

Ho Ho - Go[bble]?!? It's that time of year again! It's time to celebrate one of the best Thanksgiving films - The Phantom Menace. Blou lays a chestnut on us, "TikTok (It) or Pickpocket," and Black reads a profound poem to usher in the season of the turkey. Enjoy.

Black and Blou emerge, blinking, into the sunlight of three separate holidays, merged into one. They talk about their Valentime's Day joys, learn about Ash Wednesday from a noted historian, and hear a love sonnet penned for one of Blou's favorite POTUSes. Oh, and they spill the beans on their first loves in a segment we like to call "Brokenhearted Boyz"!

But if you think we're going to be talking about Groundhog's Day? No. Absolutely not. It is forbidden.

Can Black mend his ways in time for Christmas? This episode will have you saying "What in the Dickens?!" and, also, "Zoom should have a tickle feature." #NogLyfe

*All music is credited to Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com) and licensed under Creative Commons; these funky delights include Sweeter Vermouth, Enchanted Journey, Lobby Time, Gymnopedie No. 1, Eighties Action, Happy Boy End Theme, Newer Wave, and Upbeat Forever.

Black n Blou are burn-in up because it's Thanksgiving time again! We are joined by two very special bros (The Maggos) to judge balloons, look at some art slides, and chew on turkey jerky. And if you're not too naughty, you might get a glimpse of a certain Canadian-American immunologist...

Are you ready to be TERRIFIED? Black and Blou return for another bone-chilling Halloween special - but this time, for keeps!!! Prepare yourselves to confront macabre art slides, another eerie trip to Krogers, and a little known sequel to the film "Somebody Made a Poopy." Creaaaaak... come on in, children... (maniacal cackling)

I ain't afraid of no GOOFS? 

...No. No, I am.

Fortify yourselves for the scariest Humane Review Halloween/Daylight Savings Time special yet!

All music is credited to Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com) and licensed under Creative Commons; these funky delights include Sweeter Vermouth, Enchanted Journey, Lobby Time, Gymnopedie No. 1, Eighties Action, Happy Boy End Theme, Newer Wave, and Upbeat Forever.

Welcome To Horrorland by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5016-welcome-to-horrorland

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Unseen Horrors by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4569-unseen-horrors

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Time to get serious: Black and Blou mark the one month anniversary of President's Day with an episode full of Presidential trivia. If you see the mailman coming, AVERT THINE EYES. #B&BHR

Tis the season! Black and Blou ring in the Foolstide with hot toy reviews, holiday baking tips, and a few Hallmark Christmas movie recs. So grab a blanket and some "nutmug" and fortify yourself. We promise that you'll want to give this episode five Buff Babies! #B&BHR

All music is credited to Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com) and licensed under Creative Commons; these funky delights include Sweeter Vermouth, Enchanted Journey, Lobby Time, Gymnopedie No. 1, Eighties Action, Happy Boy End Theme, Newer Wave, and Upbeat Forever.

Krampus's Workshop by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5518-krampus-s-workshop

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Christmas Rap by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3505-christmas-rap

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

We Wish you a Merry Christmas by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4612-we-wish-you-a-merry-christmas

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Oh, Christmas Tree by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4156-oh-christmas-tree

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Holiday Weasel by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5517-holiday-weasel

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Dance Of The Tuba Plum Fairy by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5516-dance-of-the-tuba-plum-fairy

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Up on a Housetop by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4571-up-on-a-housetop

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Nouvelle Noel by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4147-nouvelle-noel

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Ready to be terrified?! Black and Blou regale us with unnerving tales, offer up spooky sound drops, and curate creepy playlists for your annual Halloween party. Set the yum-yum scale to 11... #B&BHR

All music is credited to Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com) and licensed under Creative Commons; these funky delights include Sweeter Vermouth, Enchanted Journey, Lobby Time, Gymnopedie No. 1, Eighties Action, Happy Boy End Theme, Newer Wave, and Upbeat Forever.

Unique to our Halloween special:

Welcome To Horrorland by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5016-welcome-to-horrorland

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Krampus's Workshop by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5518-krampus-s-workshop

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Unseen Horrors by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4569-unseen-horrors

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Voices by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4512-the-voices

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

With apologies to Garrett at Chipotle, it's yet another mammoth episode of Black n Blou. We welcome our very special guest star, Milligan alum Megan Fontenot. We learn about metaphors at the poetic feet (get it?) of Neil the Younger, and we ask vital questions, like: "Hey, is that David Bowie in a giant spider costume?" Then we delve into the increasingly urgent need for the liberal arts, before cleansing the palate with a heavy dose of Neil Young, that most American of prophets (a national essence conveyed most earnestly in his bear/salmon imagery). Do you, too, possess the Will... to Love??? #B&BHR

*All music is credited to Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com) and licensed under Creative Commons; these funky delights include Sweeter Vermouth, Enchanted Journey, Lobby Time, Gymnopedie No. 1, Eighties Action, Happy Boy End Theme, Newer Wave, and Upbeat Forever.