Legends, sit back and relax, while the narcissists guide you through new and exciting culture. After running into Timotheé Chalamet, Jason and Alaina are scrambling to know where to go from here. Lots of movies this week (Gladiator 2, Y2K, Hundreds of Beavers, Umbrellas of Cherbourg, and more) as well as musicals (Les Mis, Great Comet). Other topics include: vibrato envy, Alaina’s trombone fiasco, and, of course, Bald Ann Dowd.

See you next week for the NTLAS! Or else yell at us!

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