This episode is bonkers. Topics include: Puddle Splashing, Fighting the Platts, the Conflict in Albania, French poetry, The Goonies, Jason’s tight ten joke, cousin YouTube recs, Percy Jackson Orlando Waterpark in an alternate dimension, the State Fair, and new music recs. We’re just as gagged as you are…

Rules:

One: don't pick up the phone

(You know he's only callin' 'cause he's drunk and alone)

Two: don't let him in

(You'll have to kick him out again)

Three: don't be his friend

(You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning)

Four: Do not examine The Goonies through the lens of fatphobia

Five: Do not get existential on the podcast

Legends! Welcome! The Narcissists are eager to be back in your ears and hearts. Today’s topics include: Adults S2, Silo, Summer House, Maroon 5 bangers, Not Suitable for Work, Google Image, Widow's Bay, favorite musicals, unexpected cheddar, and childhood bathtub fails. Nasty!! We love you. 

Bello, Legends! The Narcissists aren’t joking around today. Lots to go over! Dr. Seuss, HotD finale, Spider-Man, Cassandra Clare, X-Men, piss on the floor at Jason’s work, Yesteryear, The Shards, Maddy’s Secret, Leviticus, and the name Igby Rigney. Alaina also created a list of 100 women that she would choose to fight one gorilla. (Jason contributed 2 names to this as well let it be known) 

Legends, welcome! This week the Narcissists had absolutely nothing to speak on, and yet, they persisted. They covered mod mentality, Galaxy Brain, Petal, the Swan Princess, evil clowns from 2016, trad wife culture, and the new Black Panther. Rate this podcast 5 stars please oh god please.

Legends… the Narcissists have returned to your ears after what seems like a 20-year-long journey, and y’all better uphold Zeus’s Law and welcome them!!! Lots to talk about. Lainie has returned from the woods after playing Survivor for 4 days and, yes, the woods changed her. Recent watches: Maddy’s Secret, The Odyssey, Big Brother, Murder by Death, Obsession. Topics covered: Hercules’s 12 labors, Lemonade Mouth, Sonnet 29, Jason’s new musical finds, toupees, and the viral Feed the Birds riff. 

Peace and blessings, 

George Glass on behalf of the Narcissists.

HELLO Legends! The narcissists have returned ready to discuss this summer’s hottest pop-culture happenings. Topics include: Toy Story 5, James Charles in Africa, Drizzlicous, X-Men'97, Hot D, Lilli’s full Minions vs. Monsters review, Alaina’s new operatic vocals, Mount Everest and the Emmy nominations. Enjoy limited talking!

Legends! The narcissists are back in the studio and this time they brought company… Alaina’s dad’s favorite guest, Brother Erik, is back! They talk House of the Dragon returning, The Jimmy’s, Naz Reid, Italy, the Alaskan mudflats, F1, epic party ideas, Love Island, and flavored gum. Confused why there’s two episodes this week? Well George Glass played in your faces… but this is the most up to date episode! Enjoy!

Hi Legends. So here’s the thing. George Glass forget to post this. we should have fired him… but it’s pride month. The prettiest narcissists in America, Jason and Lainie, are back back back again. Today’s topics include: Disclosure Day, new Olivia album, Summertime, Gulliver Travels, mythical islands, splatting from windows, Love Island, The Magicians Nephew, new lamps, and Phoebe Berman’s gonna lose it. Legends will be happy to hear the steampunk hat man did not snatch Lainie on her walk home.

Blah blah blah! Into that? Listen to world-famous narcissists, Jason and Alaina, blab about culture after the man tried to silence them. They will not go gently into that good night! Tonight’s topics: The Invisible Man movie, Jimmy Neutron movie, Taylor Swift tacky wedding, Love Island clients, the Tonys, chunks, Hacks and Euphoria finales, and recent reads. Please don’t report us to Spotify!!! 

Legends, the Narcissists have sinned, and they urge you to accept their confession. This episode was recorded on Thursday and since then, there are more regrets Lainie must take responsibility for.

• Lainie is sorry about what she said about Callum Turner, especially since it’s his wedding week. She had a bitchy moment and hope it can be excused. He’d be a great Bond.
• Lainie talked to her friendly Trademark lawyer and shockingly is now team Patagonia in the Patagonia vs. Pattie Gonia lawsuit?? Still very confusing, but should have paused to learn more. 

Anyways other highlights: celebrities jumping off of boats, animals in danger, Babu Frik, song of the week, Euphoria and Hacks ending, and Jason’s greasy face rocks. Enjoy and sorry!!