Narcissists Talking

Legends, if you own a podcast, you own opportunity. The Narcissists seized the moment and invited new friend, Tom Koch, on the pod, and boy, is it exciting! No stone was left unturned! Look out below! Topics include: LTG survivor, how to spend 120 million dollars, You Can See Everything, dusty eyes, cooking mama, party ideas, Nancy Drew, Tinashe’s new album, microwave times, The Flying Wallendas, evil squirrels, meaty chili, and some topics we had to cut out to keep a PG-13 rating. 

Come one, come all to Narcissists Talking with Jason and Lainie. Lots to talk about! Do they talk about it? No. Instead, they discuss: the Titanic, James Bond, 5th grade trauma, yogurt bowls, New Taylor songs, bean mayo pasta, The Shards, Silo, bootcut jeans, Primetime, and Jason’s nasty week. It’s so good to have them back!!

Hello! SaWaDika! The Na-na-na-narcissists are back! Sooo much to talk about today. Topics include: DWTS, Toot Sweet, a very long Practical Magic 2 review by Lilli, Disturbia deep dive, Mormon Wives, the hero’s journey and where we are at with it, #meatweek, Big Brother, Emmys, and Coyote vs. Acme.

This episode is bonkers. Topics include: Puddle Splashing, Fighting the Platts, the Conflict in Albania, French poetry, The Goonies, Jason’s tight ten joke, cousin YouTube recs, Percy Jackson Orlando Waterpark in an alternate dimension, the State Fair, and new music recs. We’re just as gagged as you are…

Rules:

One: don't pick up the phone

(You know he's only callin' 'cause he's drunk and alone)

Two: don't let him in

(You'll have to kick him out again)

Three: don't be his friend

(You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning)

Four: Do not examine The Goonies through the lens of fatphobia

Five: Do not get existential on the podcast

Legends! Welcome! The Narcissists are eager to be back in your ears and hearts. Today’s topics include: Adults S2, Silo, Summer House, Maroon 5 bangers, Not Suitable for Work, Google Image, Widow's Bay, favorite musicals, unexpected cheddar, and childhood bathtub fails. Nasty!! We love you. 

Bello, Legends! The Narcissists aren’t joking around today. Lots to go over! Dr. Seuss, HotD finale, Spider-Man, Cassandra Clare, X-Men, piss on the floor at Jason’s work, Yesteryear, The Shards, Maddy’s Secret, Leviticus, and the name Igby Rigney. Alaina also created a list of 100 women that she would choose to fight one gorilla. (Jason contributed 2 names to this as well let it be known) 

Legends, welcome! This week the Narcissists had absolutely nothing to speak on, and yet, they persisted. They covered mod mentality, Galaxy Brain, Petal, the Swan Princess, evil clowns from 2016, trad wife culture, and the new Black Panther. Rate this podcast 5 stars please oh god please.

Legends… the Narcissists have returned to your ears after what seems like a 20-year-long journey, and y’all better uphold Zeus’s Law and welcome them!!! Lots to talk about. Lainie has returned from the woods after playing Survivor for 4 days and, yes, the woods changed her. Recent watches: Maddy’s Secret, The Odyssey, Big Brother, Murder by Death, Obsession. Topics covered: Hercules’s 12 labors, Lemonade Mouth, Sonnet 29, Jason’s new musical finds, toupees, and the viral Feed the Birds riff. 

Peace and blessings, 

George Glass on behalf of the Narcissists.

HELLO Legends! The narcissists have returned ready to discuss this summer’s hottest pop-culture happenings. Topics include: Toy Story 5, James Charles in Africa, Drizzlicous, X-Men'97, Hot D, Lilli’s full Minions vs. Monsters review, Alaina’s new operatic vocals, Mount Everest and the Emmy nominations. Enjoy limited talking!

Legends! The narcissists are back in the studio and this time they brought company… Alaina’s dad’s favorite guest, Brother Erik, is back! They talk House of the Dragon returning, The Jimmy’s, Naz Reid, Italy, the Alaskan mudflats, F1, epic party ideas, Love Island, and flavored gum. Confused why there’s two episodes this week? Well George Glass played in your faces… but this is the most up to date episode! Enjoy!