Legends, welcome! This week the Narcissists had absolutely nothing to speak on, and yet, they persisted. They covered mod mentality, Galaxy Brain, Petal, the Swan Princess, evil clowns from 2016, trad wife culture, and the new Black Panther. Rate this podcast 5 stars please oh god please.

Legends… the Narcissists have returned to your ears after what seems like a 20-year-long journey, and y’all better uphold Zeus’s Law and welcome them!!! Lots to talk about. Lainie has returned from the woods after playing Survivor for 4 days and, yes, the woods changed her. Recent watches: Maddy’s Secret, The Odyssey, Big Brother, Murder by Death, Obsession. Topics covered: Hercules’s 12 labors, Lemonade Mouth, Sonnet 29, Jason’s new musical finds, toupees, and the viral Feed the Birds riff. 

Peace and blessings, 

George Glass on behalf of the Narcissists.

HELLO Legends! The narcissists have returned ready to discuss this summer’s hottest pop-culture happenings. Topics include: Toy Story 5, James Charles in Africa, Drizzlicous, X-Men'97, Hot D, Lilli’s full Minions vs. Monsters review, Alaina’s new operatic vocals, Mount Everest and the Emmy nominations. Enjoy limited talking!

Legends! The narcissists are back in the studio and this time they brought company… Alaina’s dad’s favorite guest, Brother Erik, is back! They talk House of the Dragon returning, The Jimmy’s, Naz Reid, Italy, the Alaskan mudflats, F1, epic party ideas, Love Island, and flavored gum. Confused why there’s two episodes this week? Well George Glass played in your faces… but this is the most up to date episode! Enjoy!

Hi Legends. So here’s the thing. George Glass forget to post this. we should have fired him… but it’s pride month. The prettiest narcissists in America, Jason and Lainie, are back back back again. Today’s topics include: Disclosure Day, new Olivia album, Summertime, Gulliver Travels, mythical islands, splatting from windows, Love Island, The Magicians Nephew, new lamps, and Phoebe Berman’s gonna lose it. Legends will be happy to hear the steampunk hat man did not snatch Lainie on her walk home.

Blah blah blah! Into that? Listen to world-famous narcissists, Jason and Alaina, blab about culture after the man tried to silence them. They will not go gently into that good night! Tonight’s topics: The Invisible Man movie, Jimmy Neutron movie, Taylor Swift tacky wedding, Love Island clients, the Tonys, chunks, Hacks and Euphoria finales, and recent reads. Please don’t report us to Spotify!!! 

Legends, the Narcissists have sinned, and they urge you to accept their confession. This episode was recorded on Thursday and since then, there are more regrets Lainie must take responsibility for.

• Lainie is sorry about what she said about Callum Turner, especially since it’s his wedding week. She had a bitchy moment and hope it can be excused. He’d be a great Bond.
• Lainie talked to her friendly Trademark lawyer and shockingly is now team Patagonia in the Patagonia vs. Pattie Gonia lawsuit?? Still very confusing, but should have paused to learn more. 

Anyways other highlights: celebrities jumping off of boats, animals in danger, Babu Frik, song of the week, Euphoria and Hacks ending, and Jason’s greasy face rocks. Enjoy and sorry!!

Yalllll it’s giggle time! The narcissists, Jason and Alaina, can’t wait to penetrate your ears with a joyous noise! What was discussed? Who cares! But if you do…. The 4 Agreements, paradoxes, Survivor, Vanderpump Rules, scones, Baroque literature, The Devil Wears Prada 2, LOTS of awesome music, and a new summer goal is revealed… 

bibia be ye ye!

Happy Sunday Legends! Jason is back in the US and in your ears. Lainie is there too. Lots to cover! Jason watched 100 movies (Life of Pi, The Stranger, Sorry Baby, & more) on the plane while Lainie watched lots of new TV (Euphoria, Hacks, Margot’s Got Money Problems) They also unpack The Cursed Child play, “Pinky Up,” Dodo birds, airport troubles, Fire & Blood, and returning to the chiropractor. 

Donate to Lainie as she embarks on her Survivor show! https://www.mightycause.com/story/LainieLTG10 

Legends, welcome back to another incredible podcast with Lainie and Jason. They once again have “nothing to talk about,” which means there’s chaos ahead! Topics include: The Drama, (de)pitted dates, Love Story finale, farts, RHORI, new Slayyyter album, fork vs spoons, “Geronimo” origins, playing the Omnichord, and the moon being pink. You know the drill… rate us 5 stars or a plague upon your house!