Blah blah blah! Into that? Listen to world-famous narcissists, Jason and Alaina, blab about culture after the man tried to silence them. They will not go gently into that good night! Tonight’s topics: The Invisible Man movie, Jimmy Neutron movie, Taylor Swift tacky wedding, Love Island clients, the Tonys, chunks, Hacks and Euphoria finales, and recent reads. Please don’t report us to Spotify!!! 

Legends, the Narcissists have sinned, and they urge you to accept their confession. This episode was recorded on Thursday and since then, there are more regrets Lainie must take responsibility for.

• Lainie is sorry about what she said about Callum Turner, especially since it’s his wedding week. She had a bitchy moment and hope it can be excused. He’d be a great Bond.
• Lainie talked to her friendly Trademark lawyer and shockingly is now team Patagonia in the Patagonia vs. Pattie Gonia lawsuit?? Still very confusing, but should have paused to learn more. 

Anyways other highlights: celebrities jumping off of boats, animals in danger, Babu Frik, song of the week, Euphoria and Hacks ending, and Jason’s greasy face rocks. Enjoy and sorry!!

Yalllll it’s giggle time! The narcissists, Jason and Alaina, can’t wait to penetrate your ears with a joyous noise! What was discussed? Who cares! But if you do…. The 4 Agreements, paradoxes, Survivor, Vanderpump Rules, scones, Baroque literature, The Devil Wears Prada 2, LOTS of awesome music, and a new summer goal is revealed… 

bibia be ye ye!

Happy Sunday Legends! Jason is back in the US and in your ears. Lainie is there too. Lots to cover! Jason watched 100 movies (Life of Pi, The Stranger, Sorry Baby, & more) on the plane while Lainie watched lots of new TV (Euphoria, Hacks, Margot’s Got Money Problems) They also unpack The Cursed Child play, “Pinky Up,” Dodo birds, airport troubles, Fire & Blood, and returning to the chiropractor. 

Donate to Lainie as she embarks on her Survivor show! https://www.mightycause.com/story/LainieLTG10 

Legends, welcome back to another incredible podcast with Lainie and Jason. They once again have “nothing to talk about,” which means there’s chaos ahead! Topics include: The Drama, (de)pitted dates, Love Story finale, farts, RHORI, new Slayyyter album, fork vs spoons, “Geronimo” origins, playing the Omnichord, and the moon being pink. You know the drill… rate us 5 stars or a plague upon your house!

Hi Legends, it’s a-me, a narcissist. Jason and Lainie are taking the world by storm once again. They have nothing to talk about, but have no fear!!! It’s fun!! Topics include: Bear attacks, mole removals, Katseye, meatballs, evil walkers, Survivor, OR3, witchcraft, and new movies like Ready or Not 2 & Zootopia 2. Plus, sister Lilli gives a thorough review of the new Mario Galaxy movie. And we got mail! Ohhh yeahhhhh 

Welcome, Legends. So much has happened since the Narcissists last spoke. They have returned to give their thoughts on The Oscars, Taylor Frankie Paul, 2026 upcoming movies, Love Story, Company Retreat and new music they are loving. NGL this ep starts a bit slow, but they definitely find purchase towards the end. Hope you enjoy! 

Donate to Lainie as she embarks on her Survivor show! https://www.mightycause.com/story/LainieLTG10 

To stay connected: email producer, George Glass, at [email protected] or follow @narcissiststalking on Instagram 

Legends, welcome back. Lainie and Jason have a great new episode for you filled with radical joy, merry mischief, and random bursts of awesomeness. Lots of silliness ahead! Serious topics: Survivor 50, Tell Me Lies, Timotheé x ballet drama, Katseye drama, Train Dreams, Knight of the 7 Kingdoms, F1, and Mr & Lady Smith Bird. Happy March Madness to all who celebrate! 

Jason and Lainie are so sorry. This is a very long episode, but why reject the gift of gab?Did Michelangelo reject the paintbrush?! 

Topics include: Wuthering Heights, The Blue Man Group, Trans-Bride, Olympic scandals and surprises, Kate Bush, Survivor 50 predictions, and Love is Blind. There’s also a ton of random stuff in there too. Have fun!! 

Tonight’s the night! Welcome Legends to the third annual Narcissists Talking Legend Award ceremony. Your hosts and narcissists for the evening, Jason and Alaina, can’t wait to congratulate the winners, but as you know, it is an honor just be nominated. They then chat at the NTLA after party. Topics include: Mamma Mia, Bridgerton, Rihanna forgotten gems, the Traitors, Tell Me Lies, Aliyah’s Interlude, The Muppets, and Benito Bowl. Lainie would like to apologize for being fairly aggressive this episode. She has no intention to harm anyone.