Narcissists Talking

Narcissists Talking

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Narcissists Talking episodes

  • 3rd Annual Narcissist Talking Legend Awards Ceremony + “We Cooked! We Cooked Nasty Style!”

    Tonight’s the night! Welcome Legends to the third annual Narcissists Talking Legend Award ceremony. Your hosts and narcissists for the evening, Jason and Alaina, can’t wait to congratulate the winners, but as you know, it is an honor just be nominated. They then chat at the NTLA after party. Topics include: Mamma Mia, Bridgerton, Rihanna forgotten gems, the Traitors, Tell Me Lies, Aliyah’s Interlude, The Muppets, and Benito Bowl. Lainie would like to apologize for being fairly aggressive this episode. She has no intention to harm anyone.

    1 hr 57 min
  • “Can We Get a Little Commotion for Katie Ledecky?”

    Hello, Legends. The Narcissists are happy to be back together once again doing their favorite activity— pleasing the masses! After a couple of tough weeks in Minneapolis, Jason and Lainie let loose by meandering through silly topics. From the ethics of dams to the pigs in the sky, there’s truly something for everyone. Lainie is still on a high from the Percy Jackson finale (btw she starts a story explaining how all the excitement gave her diarrhea, but never finishes it, and she’s sorry about that), while Jason is coming home from a gorge-ous brothers trip. Other topics include: Oscar nominations, The Hunting Wives, Marty Supreme, Jason’s new jacket, and The Traitors. 


    Don’t forget to vote!! 


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    To stay connected: email producer, George Glass, at [email protected] or follow @narcissiststalking on Instagram 

    1 hr 54 min
  • “Shaming Them Into Freedom“

    Hey Legends! Welcome back to another hit episode! Today is the long awaited NTLA Nomination Ceremony, and let’s just say you Legends certainly made your voices heard. Narcissists, Jason and Lainie, guide us through the noms before they share their predictions about the other, less significant award ceremony, the Oscar’s. While Jason was doing other things, Lainie watched Hamnet, People We Meet on Vacation, & One Battle After Another, and shares her thoughts. Before closing the pod with 2026 Ins and Outs, they briefly shift to Hogwarts to discuss god knows what. Enjoy! Vote down below!


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    1 hr 48 min
  • “Everyone’s Asexual in the End”

    Happy 2026, Legends! The Narcissists can’t wait to bring perfection to yet another year. They ended the year with some banger movies like Marty Supreme and Sentimental Value, as well as great TV shows like Percy Jackson and Heated Rivalry. They also watched Stranger Things. They have thoughts. Jason and Lainie then review their 2025 predictions and top five movies, before bravely guessing what 2026 has in store. Hope this helps!


    Voting is still open for the NTLAS! #votefivetimes


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    1 hr 38 min
  • “Turmoil” + 2025 NTLA Categories

    Happy holidays, Legends! The Narcissists are feeling on top of the world after consuming so many nummy pieces of media. Avatar, Percy Jackson, Heated Rivalry, AND Wake Up Dead Man?! They don’t deserve this!! (But of course they do…)


    They also can’t wait to reveal the official categories for the 2025 Narcissists Talking Legend Awards. Time to flood the polls!! 

    #getjasononSNL 


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    1 hr 52 min
  • "A Beautiful 28"

    Hey legends. Welcome back to another hit episode of the podcast Narcissists Talking with your hosts Lainiepoo and Jasonpoo. The narcissists whip through topics this week, such as the intro of Spy Kids, the Phantom of the Opera, Stranger Things, Spotify Wrapped, Heated Rivalry, and we get an update about Jason’s swim trunks that got stuck in his dryer… let’s just say your prayers worked! 


    To stay connected: email our producer, George Glass, at [email protected] or follow them on Instagram @narcissiststalking

    1 hr 47 min
  • “She Was a Nurse? He…”

    Oh, what a celebration we’ll have today, Legends. Thank Goodness! The Narcissists are feeling wicked after seeing one of their most anticipated films of the year, Wicked: For Good, and they have lots to say!


    But there’s always time to gab on other happenings in culture! Topics include: DWTS, Rosalia’s new album, Bugonia, shifting to Hogwarts, southern hospitality, Stranger Things shocking plot lines, Double Indemnity, School Spirits, Henrietta Lacks, and the Narcissists’ past lives. 


    To stay connected: email our producer, George Glass, at [email protected] or follow them on Instagram @narcissiststalking

    2 hr 3 min
  • “One Gallop for Womankind”: The 100th Episode

    Hey Legends! Happy 100th* episode! To celebrate, the Narcissists dole out 100 pieces of their best advice. Other topics include Halloween, hair shedding, Ralph Lauren Xmas, Only Murders in the Building, Stranger Things recap, “shoe diva” aesthetic, Zombies 4, Frankenstein, The Aces, work happy hours, and our favorite baby names. Thank you all for listening to ALL 100 episodes!!! 


    To stay connected: email our producer, George Glass, at [email protected] or follow them on Instagram @narcissiststalking

    2 hr 18 min
  • "Beef Stroganoff Junior Mints"

    Happy Halloween, Legends. The Narcissists are celebrating early since next week is their 100th episode!! Can you even believe it?!


    Our producer, George Glass, didn’t take any notes, so we didn’t have much to include in this description. I do think you’ll figure it out though!! 


    To stay connected: email our producer, George Glass, at [email protected] or follow them on Instagram @narcissiststalking 

    1 hr 49 min
  • "Sometimes You’re Off-Putting When You're Happy"

    Hey Legends, it’s us, the Narcissists. Usually I write in third person for these descriptions, but not tonight…. I just… can’t….


    We feed you tonight. Tonight’s topics include lots of Disney/Epic Universe and Taylor Swift. If you are an annoying white person, this will be perfect for you!! Other topics include: The Twits, Neil Diamond musical, The Addams Family Musical, The Wedding Banquet, Scythe series, DWTS, Marty Supreme, and Love Is Blind. We also finally declare the Song of the Summer, and announce our plans for our 100th episode!! 

    2 hr 31 min

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Calling all legends! Local narcissists, Jason and Alaina, provide colorful commentary on the cultural zeitgeist, including, but not limited to, pop culture, film, tv, music, theater, and MUCH…