The last episode of the season is here, and since we couldn't find a DVD copy of "The Christmas Shoes" at Walmart, we are instead watching "The Maltese Holiday"; which teaches us that you don't have to be Hollywood big wig with a fancy camera, or locations, or even a script in order to make a movie. All you need is a cell phone, a dream, and most importantly, a subscription to a stock footage website.

This week we review the 2020 film "Christmas Together", where Vivica A Fox EXPERTLY harnesses the power of gossip to get a big city artist to break up with Chuck Bass in order to date a single dad with a (somehow) even stronger jawline.

In this episode we travel all the way back to the simpler times of 2014 with the film "Small Town Santa" where Dean Cain stars as the world's most divorced Sheriff who must finds true love on Christmas Eve (whether he wants to or not).

We've been watching a lot of Tubi films lately so we decided to wade into the water of Netflix's original content cesspool where we watched "Hot Frosty", the story of a woman who inexplicably brings a sexy snowman to life. Except the snowman has the brain of a child and is kind of also her son if you sort of think about it.

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back!

"A Fireman For Christmas" is another Michigan-made great! Part of the "Dark Holy-verse" series of films, this one tells the story of two unlikely strangers forced to plan their friends Christmas Wedding.

Will they fall in love? Not if Becky has anything to do with it!

For our final episode of the season we are joined by Courtney to watch "Hearts and Vines". A 2021 film that tells the loves story between a foolish HGTV Diva and the World's most condescending Man as they are trapped in a winery due to a lock-down. Will love prevail? Or will one Man's love for sandwiches lead to his downfall?

This week we review 2020's "Joy and Hope" which tells the tale of two titular sisters (Joy and Hope) who each get their own love stories! One sister gets a handsome, and talented Author boyfriend (who looks like Joe Jonas) and the other sister gets a creepy manipulative "nice guy" boyfriend!

This is another CLASSIC from writer/ director Candi Cain!

A cancelled (and British) TV Chef goes into hiding in a small Canadian town where he is harassed and manipulated by a local simpleton into falling in love with Her and helping Her save a failing family business.

This we review "Magic in Mount Holly" a 2021 film about a "nice guy" trying desperately to get a local artist to fall in love with Him by playing into Her belief that Santa gave her a magic paint brush that can predict the future.

And the return of show-favorite Director Candy Cain!

Director Candy Caine returns (Director of Deck the Heart) with Ivy and Mistletoe, a film about a swinger couple who must compete with their petulant man-child son for the affection of a failed big-city Chef!

Oh and there's even a little something for all you Joe Kurak and Weird Al heads out there