Strap on your hairnets, because in this episode I talk about my time working in a school cafeteria as a lunch lady! There was a lot of juicy drama during my time there that involved yelling and screaming, clashes with HR and a legal hot mess, and that one time I almost got stabbed in the belly by my co-worker.

I also dive into how my car recently broke down (and got repossessed!), how I’m scrambling to afford a lawyer to fight for compensation at work, and how it's all a part of the divine plan for my life.

Also, I explain about why I've been taking a break from coffee lately. Basically, it turns me into a monster.

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In this transmission I talk a bit about my time working at an assisted living facility with dementia patients. Then I dive into the art of being kind to yourself, giving yourself grace for your shortcomings, and the challenge of tackling addictions one baby step at a time.

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In this transmission I talk about being offered my first paid stand-up comedy gig! I also talk about the strange glowing orbs I saw in the night sky on a my recent walk home and my current thoughts on the UAP/UFO phenomenon. 👽🛸

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In this transmission I talk about what it's like living in the scorching heat of Arizona, the insane wildlife (like my encounter with a scorpion), and why there's no cold water in the showers.

I also dive into the liminal, those in-between times of growth and transformation where you're not quite where you used to be, but not quite where you want to be either.

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In this transmission I talk about what the heck I've been up to for the last 9 months!

I explain why I'm wearing new glasses (and the tragedy that befell my old ones). I talk about how I recently saved up enough money to move from Washington state to Arizona by working 70+ hours/week at a movie theater and an assisted-living facility for Alzheimers patients. I talk about my transition from living out of my car to purchasing a new car - only to have it break down on me at the worst possible time. I talk about death and re-birth, a new direction for the podcast, facing fears and facing my destiny, learning to have faith and trust in the unseen, and working towards finding true purpose in my life.

I'm back, baby!

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In this transmission I talk about those mysterious car-sized drones swarming over NJ and NY in the last month; hovering over neighborhoods, airports, and restricted military bases. I take a deep dive into where they could be coming from, who's operating them, why we're not shooting them down, and how the government could be planning to disrupt the upcoming Presidential inauguration with a fake "alien invasion" (aka Project Blue Beam).

I give a brief history of government psychological operations (PSYOPS), false flags, and general deceptions such as the Bay of Pigs invasion, Operation Northwoods, the Gulf of Tonkin incident, and JFK's ongoing battle with the CIA and the deep state.

I also explain my deep disdain and frustration with the holiday tradition of sending each other Christmas cards in the mail and I also brag about how well my podcast has been performing in South Africa.

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In this transmission I talk about getting myself stuck in a loop of discouragement and what I did to get myself out. Whether that discouragement is coming from your own internal voice, from family members, or from haters online, it's hard not to throw yourself a pity party when you're in that dark place.

I talk about the recent death of the United Healthcare CEO, how we tend to view "villains" in society, and what Jesus might have to say about it.

I talk about some recent difficult conversations I've had with my parents regarding their very vocal disappointment of my life path and choices and how I had to set certain boundaries.

I explain how I'm working on becoming my own power source rather than relying on external power sources (caffeine, marijuana, acceptance from others, etc.) and how I'm learning to free myself internally before my external freedoms will manifest.

I have an exciting announcement regarding a career in public speaking and then I end the podcast by talking about my restless leg syndrome. You heard me. Restless leg syndrome.

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This week I felt (divinely?) inspired to write a kick-ass poem about living in the Matrix and I read it aloud for you guys at the beginning of this episode! Check it out!

In this transmission I talk about the red-pill being a daily supplement rather than a one-and-done dose. I talk about 'memento mori' and the reminder to "die" daily - die to old habits, old beliefs, and old systems. I talk about how we're spiritual beings having a human experience and how we're divine fractals of the all that is, rather than the human avatars that we think we are.

I talk about pain and suffering and our constant struggle trying to escape this reality through distractions, drugs, and alcohol. I explain how this world is a "practice mode" that is preparing us for higher levels of consciousness. I talk about the art of living in the world but not of the world, and the ability to accept things that are beyond our control.

I do a deep dive into the Watchers and the Nephilim from the Bible and the book of Enoch. I talk about government disclosure and my current theory that the Watchers, the gray aliens, and the "ant people" from Hopi legends are all the same creature. I explain the biblical purpose of the Watchers and how the Nephilim are perhaps demons or evil spirits that are causing chaos as we speak. I talk about God's final judgement and how we may all be due for a planetary reset from a divine hand.

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In today's message I talk about the Hermetic principals of inner-transformation, the seven stages of spiritual alchemy, the transmutation of lead into gold with the Philosopher's Stone, the triad of transfiguration (nigredo, albedo, and rubido), and the purification process for our souls.

I also talk about how I'm a poncho person now.

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In today's message I talk about dealing with dogmatic people (those who are stubbornly attached to their beliefs and lack the ability to consider other viewpoints). I talk about seeing things from other people's perspectives as well as seeing the world from God’s perspective.

I also share a brilliant little life-hack I discovered that helps me win every political or religious debate I'm in with any dogmatic person that I happen to encounter. I discuss the practice of letting go of attachment to outcome, letting go of our ego's sense of identity, dissolving judgement within our hearts, and what Truth with a capital T means.

I also explain what Christianity and Sloppy Joes have in common.

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