In this Half-Ass Episode of A Day in the Life of an Ass, we let AI King Henry VIII take over the mic — and the royal nonsense begins.

From Julius Caesar to Barack Obama, His Majesty ranks, roasts, and ruthlessly decides who deserves the crown and who gets the axe.

Along the way, he reveals some very questionable opinions, plays a royal round of “Smash, Marry, Behead”, and proves that an AI king might still be a bigger pain in the ass than a real one.

👑 Half the effort, all the ego

🔪 Historical hot takes

🍑 Artificial Royal Assery

Hit play and prepare to kneel… or get canceled by the crown.

In this episode of A Day in the Life of an Ass, we expose the darker side of true crime content creation.

We kick things off with our signature Culo Diaries segment, where our friend Sarah shares the cringiest worst date ever—you’ll laugh, you’ll wince, and you’ll maybe delete your dating apps.

Then we dig into the origins of true crime propaganda (hint: it started in Germany), and break down how creators like Kendall Rae and Crime Junkie became household names by monetizing murder. From lazy research to exploiting victims’ stories, we’re calling out the true crime industry’s most controversial practices—with jokes, of course.

If you love true crime but hate the bullshit, this episode’s for you.

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In this special Half Ass Edition, we’re diving headfirst into the messy world of romantic tunes that don’t hit quite right. From the classic "Every Breath You Take" by The Police to Taylor Swift’s emotional rollercoasters, we’re unpacking the toxic tropes and problematic undertones lurking in some of the most beloved love songs. Tune in for a mix of sharp insights, laughs, and maybe even a cringe or two as we dissect how “romantic” can sometimes go oh-so-wrong.

Spoiler: You’ll never listen to some of these hits the same way again.

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Editing by - Andrea Brown

Music by - EpidemicSoundlabs

Lily Ruiz and Andrea Brown

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Teaser outtake and blooper for the new upcoming podcast A Day In the life an Ass.

Music provided by EPIDEMIC SOUND LAB : pär / "Cartoon Madness" / courtesy of Epidemic Sound