This episode is funky. Not necessarily in a good way, it's just funky as hell. I've been begrudgingly sober for a week, we are still sick, I was struggling to breathe, and both of our voices sound crazy. Luckily, we had some good callers to bail us out. Sorry if a part near the ends seems to "skip" at one place. I said the last name of someone who I am genuinely terrified of. The kind of guy who makes outrageous claims like Ken Shamrock was the best man in his wedding, Simone Byles was at his house on a Tuesday teaching his daughter gymnastics, and last but not least he invented the question mark. Felt like I had to take it out so I can sleep at night and relax my sphinxxx.

We're going back to two episodes per week finally (one pre-recorded and one live).

colds on the oregon trail / wendy's homestyle chicken strips / kevin smith volunteering at st judes / travel agents / plane daddy's / the mean streets of columbus / next week will be a better show