This episode was supposed to be about Gone Girl. It isn’t. Caleb ends up walking through his Cisco network engineering years instead, detailing a class full of pill trading dropouts, confused prodigies, and a series of choices that,in hindsight, read like warnings. Lauren listens and tries to connect the dots between that environment and the person sitting next to her.

The conversation shifts to their condo. A neighbor’s nicotine stained dog bites Caleb in his own walkway, the owners pretend it’s normal, and Earl, the retired federal agent who runs the community by default, steps in to clean it up.

Then the Clever Name Podcast takes shots, which sends Caleb into a long, flat monologue about piss recordings, fake AI accusations, and a podcast war nobody cares about. Somewhere in the middle of all this, Mexican Dracula shows up…

Gone Girl is barely acknowledged. The rest is weed, nicotine, neighborhood disputes, and two people trying to get through the week.

Caleb shows up with a new goatee and a new personality while Lauren tries to explain pillow humping.

From there we get into:

-Drug stories involving a shirtless Russian dealer

-Caleb quitting weed

- Poison ivy on the balls, zipper injuries and a detour into foreskin

- The ongoing holy war over Caleb's legendary piss.

We eventually talk about the movie, mostly to complain about the psychotic prep kids, the bizarre rewind scene and Naomi Watts looking like she escaped from a Hanes underwear packaging shoot.

Weedcap Radio.

You are either pissing with us or pissing against us.

Lauren’s gone to bed after an hour of technical hell, leaving Caleb and Ryan from the Clever Name Podcast to hold down the fort for a true boys’ night. The mics finally work, the women are gone, and the conversation immediately derails into a perfect storm of filth and philosophy.

What starts with flight anxiety and hatred for Kevin Smith, collapses into traphouse handies, and a long, disturbing meditation on the art of long distance pissing. By the end, we’ve covered the ethics of eating people, sink etiquette, and whether burning a steak past welldone should be a punishable by death

Also inside:

– Kevin Smith’s shitty beard

– Shitbag Corey and his legendary betrayal– The aerodynamics of piss distance and technique

– NyQuil addiction

The movie didn’t matter....hell, nothing did. Just two men, too much time, and a conversation that should’ve stayed between them and a therapist.

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Caleb and Lauren kick off the holiday season with talk of seasonal depression, Popeyes Cajun turkeys, and why New Year’s Eve should be abolished. After losing a Twitch stream and a Spotify episode to “terms of service violations,” Weedcap Radio packs up and heads for the Wild West of the internet, the Clever Name Podcast website, home of free speech, big clits, and bad decisions.

Then it’s on to Amy’s Orgasm (aka Amy’s O), a forgotten 2001 rom com about a feminist author who hates men until she meets a shock jock that makes Howard Stern look like an NPR host. Between dissecting the film’s nipple politics and the economics of early 2000s trash cinema, Caleb and Lauren somehow find time to found a new political movement, Social Lesbianism, and discuss whether society could survive free range tiddies.

It’s a blend of holiday melancholy, censorship paranoia, and feminist film studies the way only Weedcap Radio could deliver it.

This one starts strong and ends somewhere near spiritual collapse. Parker Brown shows up to make us watch Boondock Saints II, but the movie barely survives five minutes before dissolving into an argument about the French, seafood in plastic bags, and whether Outback Steakhouse is holy or heretical.

From there, it’s a slow descent.......Caleb plotting his birthday “Atomic Wing Challenge” like a death wish, defending his NASCAR 25 addiction as if it’s a calling, and mentoring a handicapped kid online who may or may not exist. Lauren’s trying to hold it together while the show slips further from the topic, from the script, from God.

By the end, there’s no movie, no morals, just three people circling the drain of American comfort food and male delusion. It’s Weedcap Radio at its bleakest: funny, aimless, and a little bit depressing

We sit down with Ryan from the Clever Name Podcast to watch Under Siege 2, but like every other episode, the movie barely matters. Instead, we talk about getting banned from the hub for hate speech, Playboy centerfolds, and the weird economy of Canadian rub-and-tugs.

Somewhere between debating Steven Seagal’s CIA fantasies and arguing about how to pronounce “Buscemi,” we spiral into 11 pound babies ,Canadian battle rap, and testicular horror stories. Ryan reveals that his sixty-year-old dad is doing OnlyFans which, quite frankly, shook us to our core. Speaking of the core, Ryan has some advice on shooting ropes.

Also inside:

– Steven Seagal or Canadian Government Official? (yes, they both wear kimonos)

– The rise and fall of “geezer teaser” straight-to-DVD action movies

– A working theory on why Jerry Seinfeld seems asexual while Kramer definitely lays the pipe

-The ins and outs of the Amazon position

We went in for Steven Seagal on a train, but what we got was three people trapped in a conversation about nuts, adult movies, and that magic button in you that makes you grip sheets.

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We kick things off with a Baltimore blackout story (shout out to BGE for folding under the lightest drizzle known to man) and a very special Shyamalan style twist: Caleb commits to finishing 80 ounces of malt liquor before the episode ends.

Enter St. Ides: the malt liquor that smells like corn, tastes like battery corrosion, and, according to the ATF, was once marketed directly to children.

Somewhere between gagging on notes of rubbing alchol/chowder and debating whether Batman’s parents were killed by muggers or vampire bats, we also manage to cover Dangerous Animals (2025). Jai Courtney stars as a shark bite survivor turned boat dwelling serial killer, luring tourists into his cage diving scam and feeding them to sharks while recording the footage like a freak. Lauren patiently explains the plot while Caleb wrestles with St. Ides induced visions of his liver smoking a cigarette while sobbing.

Also inside:

– Why living on a boat automatically makes you suspicious

– People posting about prostate play on reddit

– The lost art of serial killing in the age of cell tower pings and facial recognition

– Workplace horror stories that rival the shark attacks onscreen

It’s part malt liquor tasting, part survival horror recap, and all mayhem.

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The movie this week is The Departed, chosen by the legend Crack Amico himself. Within moments we’re off into Leonardo DiCaprio’s bizarre bedroom rituals (earbuds in, podcast on, vape cloud rising) .

A tissue break later, we’re deep in Boston accents that play like a Dunkin’ Donuts ad, and the homoerotic scrums of rugby.

From there, we imagine a Baltimore remake where Alec Baldwin yells about diabetic test strips instead of microchips, debate whether Nicholson’s dildo was ever in the script (spoiler: he brought it from home), and get lost in the IMDB trivia rabbit hole of Wahlberg attacking extras with kendo sticks. Then, Nicholson’s Lakers courtside energy bleeds into his robe-and-lobster lifestyle and we establish that ball is life.

We close with Crack Amico on music, sobriety, Marlboro Blacks as the working man’s cigarette, chasing a closet full of silk robes and kimonos, and plotting his first studio album. It's an insightful look into one of the best artists out right now and you don't want to miss it.

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The movie this week is Together (2025).

We start with a heartfelt eulogy and the painful reality of the world we now live in. Caleb declares it a national tragedy while Lauren tries (and fails) to keep him on track.

We talk about:

– Dave Franco playing a Mac DeMarco-type hipster who refuses to lay pipe

– Alison Brie as a teacher in the worst small-town school imaginable

- Why body horror movies are just “artistic Jackass”

- Punk bands, stolen vans, and the eternal ick of local music scenes

– Whether teachers really deserve war-hero status

– A surprise call

It’s disgusting, chaotic, and kind of beautiful, just like Together.

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We kick off the new Thursday night schedule and dive straight into 2007’s cult oddity Teeth. Caleb relives his decemberunderground phase, Lauren tries to explain vagina dentata without making it sound like an Italian dish, and both of us wonder why anyone would trust a male gynecologist.

We talk about:

-Why psychological thrillers suck

-The lost art of gas station water pipes and mutton chops you need a butt chin to pull off

-Full Bush taxonomy, lockboxes in the woods, and Caleb’s Vietnam-level flashbacks

-How Teeth turns its abstinence princess heroine into a full-on vagilante

-Prince Alberts, prosthetic dicks made of sugar, and a very hungry dog

Then the voicemails start rolling in and we get some opinionated takes on Kevin Smith, Adam Sandler, and Ernest P. Worrell before we take a dark turn and explore the inner mind of a blue cross employee/magician named Dick Crudite

It’s a mix of trauma, trivia, and too much genital talk. basically another week at weedcap radio

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