This week: things I wish I knew when I was younger, Barclay’s eyes are rubbish, hairspray aftershave and about 20 rums, a drunk DJ threw up in my car, Barclay flipped off a podium and knocked himself out, Dale’s drunken quest for bread, strawpedos of doom, people with ridiculous names, a tribute to my dead mongoose. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.