2 DJs 1 HOUSE

2 DJs 1 HOUSE

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2 DJs 1 HOUSE episodes

  • Having A Hernia And Catching Corona In China

     This week: Massive round heads, Barclay poops himself every day, everyone’s mum  loves Dale, man throws up on Barclay, controversial food debates,  avocados are wank, Margaret Bellend and her mourning bees, Barclay  struggles to talk, we have totally lost our marbles, having a hernia and  catching corona whilst living in China, weird facts about the human  body, Barclay’s Shitty Music Facts, George Clinton and Bill Bush, 9  terrible funny jokes, crashing a small boat into a big boat by accident. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

    30 min
  • The Queen Wears Pancakes For Slippers

    This Week:  What  type of penis would you be?, Barclay the chode, funny backgrounds,  covid orgies in Belgium, intriguing royal family facts, the real reason  The Queen carries a handbag, the Queen loves kettles, the Royals  secretly rob people in Balaclavas, Steve the whale, the strange way the  Queen wakes up every morning, you can get paid to wear the Queen’s  shoes, naughty Prince Andrew covid joke, people we hate at the cinema,  Barclay’s shitty music facts, Dale buys Barclay a video game and it goes  horribly wrong.  About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

    30 min
  • My Mum’s Dildo Is On Mars

    This week: 2021 starts on zoom, crazy dogs and a lion pooping in a litter tray, Barclay’s Christmas present from Michael Jackson’s drummer, Dale text his Aunty to tell her he wants to eat Poo, Browen is rubbish at quizzes, Barclay’s sexy chat up lines, 31 interesting facts but only 6 of them are interesting, Dale can’t speak properly, Barclay’s mum’s dildo on Mars, I’ve never seen a fish ride a bike, don’t go to the tropics, Barclay can’t speak properly, Dale makes bat sex noises, Barclay’s shitty music facts, scatman Dale , Dale is a huge Katy Perry fan, we love cake, counselling for Take That fans, Justin Bieber suicide party, don’t diss Asda, ending on a “biggun” Dale can’t poo, Barclay’s puppy has a tragic ending.  About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

    29 min
  • End Of Year Special 2020

    END OF YEAR STARTS HERE: 8:41


    DESCRIPTION:
    Christmas Section:
    Coco-Pops Master, A Christmas welcoming, recording a Christmas song in a freezing room, Wizzard Wood lives with his Mum and Dad, half of the world is sick of hearing 'Merry Christmas Everybody', arguing with yourself in the mirror, only performing for booze, Rudolf has chronic alcoholism, driving home to Middlesbrough in a Mini, when was the last time George Michael had a beard?, listening to every single episode of the Podcast in a day.

    End Of Year Special:
    The best question Dale's asked Barclay this year, Barclay's brain spews shit, 2020 has been odd, Barclay started a business where he hovers over horses with little nipples, we always talk about animals and nipples, mistaking Ariana Grande with ravioli, Barclay's most embarrassing moment at a concert, the most boring thing we did this year, our weirdest episode titles, we have a thing for elephants, can Barclay still finger the piano?, shouting shit at each other, our terrible singing voices, when Dale discovered how to measure a horse, Barclay's best shitty music facts this year, who has the largest nipples in all of the land?, the time Barclay took Dale on a date, why does Barclay kiss his food?, our favourite moment of 2020, evidence we're losing our minds, the time Barclay got knocked out by Dolly Parton, our favourite ending of the year, the almost-criminal ending we made, heartwarming message to the listeners, strapping ourselves to rockets to go out with a bang.

    1 hr 2 min
  • Our Terrible Tattoos
    This week: Tastebuds on my butthole, there’s a kitten in the house, a little ringly dingly noise, Barclay hasn’t bathed for 6 months, covid crust, Dale’s really bad dad jokes, don’t “K” me! Labracadabrador, melting igloos, festive true stories, Sidney is a boys name, Barclay’s shitty music facts, Barclay can’t talk, unauthorised juice, sweaty homeless juices, shit tattoos, Barclay’s sexy chat up lines, Dale can’t stop picking on Barclay, shopping for a christmas tree ends tragically.
    About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.
    33 min
  • Suing The Weatherman For Predicting The Wrong Weather
    Would you have sex with yourself? Regrowing your eyes, seeing a dog driving a van, replacing your thumb with your toe, dinosaurs used to wear shoes, eating foot cheese, why it’s good to have ticklish feet, measuring feet  in feet, Barclay chats up Dale and makes his nipples hard, taking Kermit The Frog and Miss Piggy to Court, suing the weatherman for predicting the wrong weather and winning, amazing riddles, stealing 60,000 Michael Jackson unreleased songs, paying to stop Justin Bieber’s music, Dale the massively famous queen, dropping my 10ft knob on my dj decks, breaking into a nightclub, getting arrested for breaking into a nightclub.
    30 min
  • Getting Married To An Elephant
    This week: Barclay is on the wine, my spice girl name, going crackers, we’ve been on the radio, Dale’s sweetcorn fiasco, boring things that we did this week, the riddle game show, Dale punches Barclay, feeling my balls, hipster mishap, Barclay’s shitty music facts, Rick Astley Clingon music, getting married to an Elephant. Elephant stumps About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.
    31 min
  • Making A Sex Doll For Fruit Flies

    This week: Dogs protect you when you poo, hide your children, Barclay’s sexy chat up lines, stimulated wide-on, Cliff Richard is so horny he can’t talk, chunky monkey, electrocuting flies to death, Barclay’s face got burnt, throwing children out of the window, penis movies, boring things that we did this week, making a sex doll for fruit flies, massaging a Hamsters testes, boiling mouse heads in your kitchen, 500 decomposing Fox rectums, Crickets dipped in mayo, Barclay’s shitty music facts, 1 million scotch eggs, pogo stick of doom. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

    36 min
  • Hijacking Boners

    This week: Our rap names, Barclay has upside-down ears, we have a new track out, Dale’s interesting teeth facts, boring things that we did this week, hijacking boners, date goes horribly wrong, return of the terrible singing, thin people don’t have lungs, Barclay’s sh*tty music facts, killed by a savage storm. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

    32 min
  • Our First Horse Ride Turns Fatal

    This week: Shaving a Van Gough painting into your beard, Edvard Butt-munch, horse poo, force-feeding horses, old saggy balls, measuring in elbows, putting balls on your back, Dale’s weird nipple facts, Barclay's sensitive split nipple syndrome, the world’s strongest nipples, the mighty nipples, Dale becomes a knitting ninja, magic’s not real, boring things that we did this week, accidentally buying 48 bags of Quavers, Facebook is depressing, the 'knit scarves massive' crew, names that don’t sound like they should, we can cut that bit out can’t we?, Barclay’s shitty music facts, our horse ride has a fatal outcome.  About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

    34 min

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2 DJs talk about all things House music, strange life stories and being music producers (In House). Expect nonsense and some sense on a weekly basis. Enjoy.