2 DJs 1 HOUSE

2 DJs 1 HOUSE

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2 DJs 1 HOUSE episodes

  • I Fed A Horny Horse Vodka And Coke

    This week: you’re not meant to be driving! singing with Josh Turner, Corona lockdown with Miley Cyrus, newsflash with Boris Johnson, elephant in the room, Barclay cut his own hair, all Gary’s are born 30 years old, Dale’s Mum is called Barry, radio lockdown, story time, French car crash, Dale meets Gary and Geoff the goat, Barry the horse saves the day, I fed a horny horse vodka and coke, how are the seagulls coping with corona virus, motivation speech, watery meat gravy. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

    35 min
  • Why You Should Never Fall Asleep At A Party
    1. This week: backhanded compliments, Dale worked in a shoe shop, Barclay was a postman, my friends played a savage prank on me, a dog almost killed me, trying to describe colours (badly) without using colours, hiphop Corona virus song, how we made the Corona virus song,  never fall asleep at a party or you’ll get abuse, Sharon Karen Geoff and Dave, our middle names, Barclay talks sexy. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music. Expect nonsense and 'some sense' on a weekly basis.
    2. 33 min
    3. My Teacher Locked Me In A Cupboard And Shat On My Head

      This week: Barclay tries to recite the alphabet backwards, coronavirus made me cough a lung out, we made a weird vlog, kicking off at unruly people in the cinema, pranks going horribly wrong, causing havoc in a science class, Dale gets in the cupboard with a teacher, misbehaving in exams, playing pranks on teachers, my friend punched a girl, exploding yoghurt, my teacher locked me in a cupboard and shat on my hair, singing Jesus bangers, trying to make up a 10 word insult, Barclay does the longest fart he could possibly do. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music. Expect nonsense and 'some sense' on a weekly basis.

      30 min
    4. Barclay's Night Out With Dolly Parton

      This week: fake words that sound real, being on the radio with Matt Tancock, Bryan Adams was in Devon, wearing wigs at the BBC, teasing our upcoming single ‘Shakey’, will the coronavirus stop festival season?, Barclay's fake story about Dolly Parton going on a night out with him, kabab with Dolly Parton, lighting a candle and the whole building catches on fire. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music. Expect nonsense and 'some sense' on a weekly basis.

      33 min
    5. Beating Off With A Stick

      This week: welcome to the In House game show, waffling about waffles, positive intent makes no sense, favourite thing about the music industry, water is the holy grail of the rave, we love CO2 cannons, puddles of sweat on my records, grimy venues are the best, our favourite new studio plugin, improving mastering techniques, talking about our Pattern Pusher remix, crazy group chat with a BBC radio presenter, secret exciting project in the pipeline, spending hours on recording a part then deleting it, production tips, the electric running out during an important studio session, drunk Dale and Barco randomly meet in a kebab shop, our recent journey, Barco’s weird feet, funny messenger nick-names. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music. Expect nonsense and 'some sense' on a weekly basis.

      34 min
    6. Shopping For A Table But Coming Home With A Rabbit

      This week: a dog sniffed Dale’s bum, Barco DJ’d with Krafty Kuts, ridiculous group chat nicknames, laughing so hard I farted, breaking into houses and doing mildly inconvenient pranks, making a classroom stink of fish, never let your parents cut your hair, banned from parks, shopping for a table and coming home with a rabbit, my first pet rabbit froze to death, going back on BBC radio, the weirdest noise online. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music. Expect nonsense and 'some sense' on a weekly basis.

      34 min
    7. Twisting The Nipples Of Earth

      This week: mixing the rolling stones live, homemade mic set up, grabbing the muff, our autobiography names, Barclay’s terrible jokes, the best joke we’ve ever heard, the shittest jokes on the planet, compulsive liar convinces Dale he was going to earn £1,000,000 a year on the radio, Dale and Barclay were nearly enemies, DJ controllers, DJ tech tools, the sync argument, cremated or buried?, crazy wedding story, stealing alcohol from a bar, millennium story, the end of nightlife, being killed by elephants. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music. Expect nonsense and 'some sense' on a weekly basis.

      36 min
    8. Having Sex With A Cat

      This week: the end of J4CKED, Barclay got fired from a Radio station, being inappropriate at a swimming pool, fishing out floaters, my decks got knocked off the stage, sleeping with a cat, Dale’s tragic laptop stories, accidentally deleting a podcast, Barclay and Dale go sky diving. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music. Expect nonsense and 'some sense' on a weekly basis.

      35 min
    9. Slapping People With Butter

      This week: how El-Barco got his name, unfit fat fight, i slapped a packet of butter round his face, bacon almost killed me, awesome human achievements, a big announcement, Barrybados, I’ve got a dishwasher mate!  sticking m&ms to a hat mate!  About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music. Expect nonsense and 'some sense' on a weekly basis.

      32 min
    10. Why Is Everyone Called Chris?

      This week: fears and phobias, crawling over the Clifton bridge, throwing acorns in car sunroofs, scorpions are horrible, snakes are creepy, why is everyone called Chris? I’m not spider racist, getting attacked by a nest full of wasps, Barclay used to be a lifeguard, the best trick to get rid of wasps ever, flies puke on your food, hornets attacked Dale’s family, bulls are tw**s and giraffes are necky! the ghost of Michael Jackson lives under Dale’s bed. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music. Expect nonsense and 'some sense' on a weekly basis.

      31 min

    About 2 DJs 1 HOUSE

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    2 DJs talk about all things House music, strange life stories and being music producers (In House). Expect nonsense and some sense on a weekly basis. Enjoy.