This week: hard green grapes, animal abuse story, the dark web, dead cow, elephants can’t be arsed to jump, losing your bra while tombstoning, drowning with your boobs out, Barclay lifeguarding (again), more boobs, pretending the wave machine is a shark tank, sun holiday nutters, pulls a machete out of his bum hole, canoeing is life threatening, egg sized rounders injury, getting your big head stuck in a cave, Sharon and Dave, scuffing your helmet, covering Miss Boland in butter, Mrs Hamilton smacking you with a ruler, Radio 1 dance show, oddcast, new cutlery unboxing turns deadly. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.