2 DJs 1 HOUSE

2 DJs 1 HOUSE

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2 DJs 1 HOUSE episodes

  • Cooking With Poo

    This week: Is cereal soup? Barclay went out clubbing in covid land, playing drums again, getting told off for dancing, Harry styles DJing in the local club, barking bouncers, drinking petrol, Dale lost his mum in big Tescos, analysing dreams part 2, Dale was attacked by shooters with AK47s, crack Hens, Dale does ketamine with his aunty, almost witnessing death on Tiktok live, some of the worst names ever, cooking with poo, a test for the listeners. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

    31 min
  • Barclay Touches Horse Nipples
    This week: Pure dog s**t, musical facts, paedo misconceptions, the beatles were seedy, mad sex noises, playing with Barbie dolls, middle classed sports playing, Dale locks himself in the bathroom, Barclay’s greasy pinkie is up, driving illegally for years, Dale’s dad went crazy in Norway, barbecue at Dale’s parents house, horse shit donuts, connecting with horses, doing reiki on plants, some dogs are bitches, Cuthbert hosts the podcast, special interview. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.
    36 min
  • Seagulls Are Bitches

    This week: Sausage wallpaper, we had another studio day with Becky Grinham, the finger-Inn, making tiktok videos for 90’s dance legends, Barclay got fired from a job, talking to fish, waking up after a drunken night out with a room full of roadworks flashing lights, Elon Musk built me a spaceship, seagulls are bitches, international dining for free, interesting musical facts, David Bowies diet of red peppers milk and cocaine, Dale’s weird ears, psychedelic beer festival. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

    31 min
  • How Do Kangaroos Clean Their Flaps?

    This week: Tongue twister, being 7 inches tall with 5 feet, snapping off a whole toenail, we hit 20,000 spotify streams with our remix, we got played in a club in Italy, we made a garage track, Becky Grinham came over and we wrote a new track, Barclay’s shenanigans in the midlands, pushing someone into stinging nettles up to his neck, bad Australian accent, how do kangaroos clean their flaps? Sleepwalking and peeing in a bin, murdered by a snake. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

    28 min
  • We Got Hacked With Porn
    This week: A new favourite mystical animal, dad jokes part 2, our interview on BBC radio clip, despicable behaviour at a wedding, bad tent jokes,Dale’s wedding videos, Barclay and Dale were victims of racist pornographic hackers, strapping Barclay to a rocket ends in death.  About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.
    32 min
  • Murdering An Entire Family And Burying Them Under The Patio
    This week: Dale’s going to get poo’d on, recycling fiasco, unpronounceable bad puns, we made a behind the scenes video of our music vid, waving guns about in public, making a random person rummage through a bin, dying our hair, getting deep and emotional, Dale looks at vomit online, Barclay’s mum tells embarrassing stories about him, front bum coffee bean, causing a car pile-up, embarrassing photo, pug-cast, aggressive frog, Barclay gets mailed to France. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.
    34 min
  • Grandad Fell Off A Skateboard And Farted

    This week: The worst kind of fart, Dale invents a word, un-answerable questions, Russians are more lovely than they sound, Barclay’s lame music facts, the chicken brothers, would you rather?! suck my d**k and get me a sandwich, chatting to Ants and Pigeons, Grandad fell off a skateboard and farted, crashing a motorbike and landing in brambles, talking about our new music video, Matt Tancock UK, gross ending. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

    36 min
  • Cutting Up Poop With A Penknife
    This week: A different intro, very punny, sweary stories, we hit 10,000 spotify streams on our latest single, analysing one of our listener’s dreams, humans are plant food, going out for a drink and coming home with a racoon, Dermot and Graham’s “erms", more puns, eating food out of a bin, Barclay used to eat cat food, Dale got tea bagged, putting a frozen jumbo sausage up your bum for a dare, cutting up poo with a pen-knife, climbing into Fearne Cotton’s nostrils for a nap, cod eye and skin wang, walking in on an electrician having a poo, another pun, new song release info, we’re making another music video, faking being unconscious, Dave keeps getting knocked out, Dale sniffs Barclay's armpit, bad fake accents, epic trailer. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.
    39 min
  • Do Dogs Dream Of Being Horses?

    This week: Stinky pinkie the new tellytubby, sweary sentences, spotify streams are doing well, we’re making a new music video, embarrassing moment, having big balls is a curse, analysing dreams, praying mantis pushed me off a ship, people from the 70’s dream in black and white, dogs dream of being horses, how do Giraffes sleep? Steve the Ant got fired, Barclay turned posh, we went on a safari. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

    34 min
  • Sticking Hamster Tubes Up My Anus

     This week: Something weird to say before kissing someone, we have done a radio show on love summer radio, Barclay is drunk, weirdest song lyrics, sticking hamster tubes up my anus, Dale gets defensive about his list, 21 ridiculous facts that are absolutely true, kicked in the balls vs giving birth, playing depressing music to flowers, some people can’t do these two things, our inner voices, buying stupid shit on holiday, buying a Rolex watch, being locked in a shop, Barclay buys a camel for £10, camel pasta, receiving lovely messages about the podcast, buying a boat - going to a rave - leaving a friend on an island, waking up to a fire in the house, apartment building nightmare, we miss socialising, going caving. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

    31 min

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2 DJs talk about all things House music, strange life stories and being music producers (In House). Expect nonsense and some sense on a weekly basis. Enjoy.