This week: Growing wings and flying to France for duty free goods, Barclay the seagull, recording the Halloween episode and losing the file, bringing bog off back, Celine Dion being strangled to death, trying not to piss off Scary Spice, any kink will do, sex education goes wrong, putting a condom on your testicles, teaching children how to take drugs, horrific ‘would you rather’ questions, Barclay is a bellend for a living, solving world hunger with lies, unwritten rules of where you work, spitting vodka over Dale’s decks, pouring beer over all Barclay’s vinyls, boring things that we did this week, driving with an ‘I love cock’ sticker on the car, terrible music jokes, toilet paper music, Dale can’t read and Barclay doesn’t know what an Asterix is, Barclay’s biggest most massivest shitty music facts, babies are born slippy, Vanilla Ice home improvements, The Beach Boys are scared of water?, bingo playing ducks, getting attacked by ducks. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.