2 DJs 1 HOUSE

2 DJs 1 HOUSE

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2 DJs 1 HOUSE episodes

  • Sex Education Goes Wrong

    This week: Growing  wings and flying to France for duty free goods, Barclay the seagull, recording the Halloween episode and losing the file, bringing bog off back, Celine Dion being strangled to death, trying not to piss off Scary Spice, any kink will do, sex education goes wrong, putting a condom on your testicles, teaching children how to take drugs, horrific ‘would you rather’ questions, Barclay is a bellend for a living, solving world  hunger with lies, unwritten rules of where you work, spitting vodka over Dale’s decks, pouring beer over all Barclay’s vinyls, boring things that we did this week, driving with an ‘I love cock’ sticker on the car, terrible music jokes, toilet paper music, Dale can’t read and Barclay doesn’t know what an Asterix is, Barclay’s biggest most massivest shitty music facts, babies are born slippy, Vanilla Ice home improvements, The Beach Boys are scared of water?, bingo playing ducks, getting attacked by ducks. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

    33 min
  • Halloween Special 2020 - Giving Birth To Rabbits

    This week: 2 big announcements, best and worst foods to have in your underwear, another public apology, the wrong wipe, put your penis away Browen, viagra John, playing drums at Glastonbury on speed, blowing up the town’s clock tower and getting in the news, Dale’s lego hair made him walk out of school, Halloween special, horror film cliches, our favourite horror films, true halloween horror stories, Barclay’s sh*tty halloween facts, Dale’s scared of eyes, creepy campfire facts with Dale, a woman gave birth to rabbits, dead celebrity spirit conjouring, the calling, the ghost of Michael Jackson, it really is the end. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

    44 min
  • Getting Pissed On By A Stranger
    This Week: The million pound question, Dale’s confession, how we go to the toilet, Dale said some stupid things, flappy feet, kissing with you eyes wide open, kissing aubergines, Barclay the goldfish, Dorothy the scrabble destroyer, telling a story you didn’t want to hear, the 54 year marathon, silly article headlines, quarantined parrots, the world’s smallest nightclub, tasing his testicles, the sun newpaper has strange headlines, Bongerist Jongon, Barclay eats sausage, Broccoli Devine, making Swedish meatballs on a stage, dropping pianos on war troops, BTS make over 3 billion a year, the seat toilet, 2 women judging Barclay’s urinating penis, getting pissed on by a stranger, a farting competition, farting puns.  About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.
    33 min
  • Thinking About Your Boss Naked (ft. Matt Tancock)
    This week: Public apology, £10,000 worth of cous-cous, Barclay tries to build a house, unfortunate names, Tokyo sex whale, Dj Bj Wood, boring things that we did this week, self service tills go rogue, Barclay the biscuit monster, hanging out with the guy from Scooter, the extra huffy puffy podcast, how do we look? upside down ears, Barclay’s shitty music facts, singing Abba badly, a disturbing fact, thinking about your boss naked, wonging around widdling and diddling, who wants to be a millionaire featuring BBC Radio’s Matt Tancock. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.
    36 min
  • Getting Humped By A Dog
    This week: I’d rather be humped by a Shih Tzu, top 5 podcast episodes, drinking with stalkers, really terrible singing, Fleamack and Rollback, bad sounding snare, boring things that we did this week, taking piano lessons, sh*t ninja, sh*t joke, Barclay’s shitty music facts, planning Dale’s funeral, sleeping podcast. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.
    30 min
  • Tumble Drying My Cat For An Hour

    This week: Barclay wants to be Keith Chegwin, Christmas dinner made me throw up, Dale is a wrist model, the truth about Santa, salty breakfast, the millennium bug, Barclay’s dildo onesie, Barclay’s shitty music facts, winning 100 million on the lottery, rent-a-friend, Akon is a legend, storing 200 million under your breasts, sausage-gun fight, boring things that we did this week, tumble drying my cat for an hour, anally probed by Aliens. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

    36 min
  • Eating My Own Flesh

    This week: Fart smells, disappointing Barclay with Dale’s voice, Dale talking in his sleep, insulting shit celebrities, Darren Dave, Dale’s skinny burnt legs, refusing to fart on a coach, what’s a stupid vegetable? Barclay’s shitty music facts, everyone’s Nan fancies Julio Inglesias, always cutting cheese in a rush, the village is weird, 15 mini gimp outfits, Barclay the beaver leader, Satan’s ring piece, not washing your clothes for 2 weeks, pulling off a door handle and trapping myself in the bathroom, boring things that we did this week, Barclay cooks Dale live on The One Show, crispy voodoo stick thigh, big and bubbly Jew, eating my own flesh. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

    37 min
  • Dale Nearly Got Murdered In A Forest
    This week: D*ck silhouettes, veet the meat, fly in Dale’s eye, feeding nipples to Joe Swash, peanuts have feelings too, pescatarians are killers, boring things we did this week, someone tried to murder Dale in a forest, Barclay’s s**tty music facts, my dad recorded an album in space, swim goes deadly. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music!
    33 min
  • Sniffing Mum’s Brussel Sprout Farts

    This week: Steve’s bedroom, driving a mobility scooter, Dale can’t talk, amazon dildo collection, Elvis with tits, pitch (not so) perfect, going on a date, embarrassing laugh, full of D, moisters,inappropriate response, arse pubes, pointless flybrid issue, Barclay’s sh*tty music facts, proper whopper, sniffing my mum’s brussel sprout farts, what a pair of idiots, laughter experiment. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

    37 min
  • Barclay Got Beaten Up
    This week: Dale’s covid test results, scarface the musical, farting on the job, eating like a starving pug, the 3 drains debate, a ballad for the lonely, is classical music the best genre in the world? a sh*t load of manky toenail clippings, Dale gets a pet Elephant and forgets to feed it, cheesy sneezies, long shaft massive flaps tiny holes, Freddy Krueger gave me nightmares, Dave’s Scooby Doo phobia, Barclay’s sh*tty music facts, Tina turner singalong, sexy anagram, getting badly beaten up. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.
    33 min

About 2 DJs 1 HOUSE

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2 DJs talk about all things House music, strange life stories and being music producers (In House). Expect nonsense and some sense on a weekly basis. Enjoy.