This week: Barclay wants to be Keith Chegwin, Christmas dinner made me throw up, Dale is a wrist model, the truth about Santa, salty breakfast, the millennium bug, Barclay’s dildo onesie, Barclay’s shitty music facts, winning 100 million on the lottery, rent-a-friend, Akon is a legend, storing 200 million under your breasts, sausage-gun fight, boring things that we did this week, tumble drying my cat for an hour, anally probed by Aliens. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.