Would you have sex with yourself? Regrowing your eyes, seeing a dog driving a van, replacing your thumb with your toe, dinosaurs used to wear shoes, eating foot cheese, why it’s good to have ticklish feet, measuring feet  in feet, Barclay chats up Dale and makes his nipples hard, taking Kermit The Frog and Miss Piggy to Court, suing the weatherman for predicting the wrong weather and winning, amazing riddles, stealing 60,000 Michael Jackson unreleased songs, paying to stop Justin Bieber’s music, Dale the massively famous queen, dropping my 10ft knob on my dj decks, breaking into a nightclub, getting arrested for breaking into a nightclub.