This week I tell some bad jokes, talk about my history with Chumbawamba, and discuss why I love pro wrestling so much.

Then I give my podcast origin story including reading and breaking down a rant that I wrote almost twenty years ago about a person that I have zero recollection of.

Plus more from the anonymous box and my submissions to the ongoing album listening homework assignment.

We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon.

AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365

The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show.

IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. 

The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it’s entirety, that you’ve never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with.  As long as it’s a full length album, and one you’ve never listened to in its entirety before, it counts. 

New year. Same shit show of a podcast.

This week we are cleaning out the Anonymous Box with a hodgepodge of topics and insanity.

We discuss a plethora of misheard lyrics, a man who loves dogs maybe a bit too much, and a traffic related F, Marry, Kill.

Plus the announcement of a brand new year long homework assignment submitted by a listener!

 We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon.

AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365

The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show.

IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. 

The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it’s entirety, that you’ve never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with.  As long as it’s a full length album, and one you’ve never listened to in its entirety before, it counts. 

Happy Holidays you filthy animals!

It's Christmas Eve and I'm day drinking and podcasting just the way Santa intended.

This may be the last episode of the year. It may not be. Who could ever know?

This week, I give my review of Monticello Lights, I run myself over with my own car, and another man shaves my balls.

Could you possibly get any more holiday season than this episode?

Absolutely!

Also some listeners weigh in on the new Superman trailer, the correct manners for the bathroom and much much more.

The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show.

IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. 

The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

Stop the presses!

An AFC Christmas episode? Have I finally embraced my inner Christmas spirit? Has my move to a new place finally killed the Scrooge inside of me?

OF COURSE NOT.

Don't be ridiculous.

This week I discuss some Christmas themed topics like my hypocrisy towards the season, the perfect gift for a loved one and a Christmas song with misheard lyrics.

Also I cut ties with Gladys, a listener shares their very unique "gift", and I tell you about someone I'm currently obsessed with but you may be surprised for the reason behind it.

All this plus more misheard lyrics and some great submissions to the anonymous box covering all sorts of topics.

The show schedule will be sporadic the rest of the year due to my work schedule, but I'll post when I can and then hopefully get back to regularly scheduled programming in the new year.

Hope you all safely make it through the holidays if I don't talk to you before then and I'll see you back here in 2025.

The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show.

IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. 

The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

WE ARE BACK!!!

Think of this episode as a season finale or season premier depending on your viewpoint. 

I don't know what mischief and adventures this new environment will bring, but in the meantime, I'll tie up some loose ends regarding the characters you've come to know over the last four years.

  This week, I share with you the adventures and mishaps of my recent move including a farewell to Gladys, a damaged U-Haul, and two very frightened movers.

Plus a follow up on the last show we did, an unhinged rant from a listener about the movie Wicked and much much more. 

The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show.

IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. 

The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

This episode has something for everyone!

 Lots of misheard song lyrics, we revisit with our old friend Howard and his printing press, and  I discuss my life long obsession with poop.

Then a listener follows up on last weeks topics with a question about whether or not I've ever considered experimenting with the same sex. Some tangents and anecdotes leads me to the answer.

This week we are sifting through the Anonymous Box and talking about a wide range of subjects including more misheard song lyrics, lots of talk about poop and looking at it 

Shows will be sporadic for the next month or so,  but keep those submissions coming into the anonymous box!

The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show.

IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. 

The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

We are back this week and we have ALOT to discuss.

Topics include:

• I discuss the ups and downs of beginning to move to my new place and the joys of packing.
• I discuss the beginning of my Botox journey including needles in my eyelids 
• The return of everyone's favorite segment all about pooping.
• We got a double dose of misheard song lyrics including one from a current viral sensation.
• I cover some movies I've seen since the last episode including one listener's take on the new Beetlejuice and nostalgia in general.
• More adventures on dating apps as I get catfished, attract the attention of the wrong sex repeatedly, and question my feelings after I don't read someone's profile completely.
• I have a fiasco of a time contacting my internet company which leaves me so frustrated and angry that I bring out of a side of me that I am very ashamed of.

All of this plus so much more. It's been a busy few weeks and I appreciate all the love and support. 

Shows will be sporadic for the next month or so,  but keep those submissions coming into the anonymous box!

The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show.

IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. 

The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

I had to scramble to squeeze an episode in this week cause I needed to vent to strangers in audio form.

This week, I tell you about my nightmare apartment hunting experiences, my nightmare experiences back on dating apps and Gladys makes me feel very uncomfortable...again.

Plus thoughts on Joker 2 (no spoilers), and I contemplate beating up an elderly man in the parking lot of Walmart.

All this and much much more

PLEASE KEEP THOSE HOMEWORK SUBMISSIONS COMING! WHEN LIFE CALMS DOWN A LITTLE BIT, WE WILL GET BACK TO REGULAR FORMAT.  APPRECIATE YOU ALL!

Thank you for your support of myself and the show. I appreciate you all more than you know.

The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show.

IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. 

The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

This week, I make a decision about my personal life, I immediately regret, and my landlord makes a decision that I also immediately regret.

Along the way, help and support comes from a familiar AFC character.

After I work through both these less than stellar situations, I turn the podcast over to a listener who sends in a voice memo dissecting a hit song from the 90's like only he can. 

I promise you will never think of the word "ironic" the same way again.

It's a bit of a dark time over here at AFC studios, but you can't have the sun without the clouds. The sun will shine again and in the meantime we will all keep healing and podcasting of course.

Thank you for your support of myself and the show. I appreciate you all more than you know.

The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show.

IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. 

The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

I couldn't sleep this morning so, before I went to work, I decided to sort through all the thoughts on my mind and discuss a few Anonymous Box topics as well.

I'm exhausted and am now going to sleep for as long as Oats will allow me before she demands food again. 

Thank you to everyone for the support of  myself and the show. 

I love you all.

The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show.

IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. 

The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.