This week, I see a movie that I can't stop thinking about, I visit the zoo and contemplate the meaning of happiness. 

Then we dive into the mailbag where your submissions trigger a long repressed memory of  the time that I randomly went to a strip club all alone and what a strange and sad experience it was.

Thanks for listening!

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We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon.

AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365

The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show.

IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. 

The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

After a brief hiatus, I'm back working through my issues out loud.

A bunch of topics are covered in this one including a bunch of recommendations, some pet peeves and some great voicemails from old friends.

Along the way I discuss town drunks, the concept of family and the outdated concept of fire alarms.

All this and much much more.

 Thanks for listening!

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We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon.

AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365

The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show.

IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. 

The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

This week, after an update on Oats, I discuss death, the perils of peeing and a take on a recent submission from an old friend of the show.

Plus some WYR, and more demented and twisted topics from AFC Nation.

Thanks for listening!

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We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon.

AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365

The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show.

IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. 

The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

I apologize for being very distracted on this episode. 

This week, I talk through my feelings and an impossible decision I have to make while discussing pickles, squirrels, and other topics from the anonymous box.

We wrap up with a listener telling us about a moment where they walked in on a colleague at a very pivotal moment.

Thanks for listening!

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We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon.

AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365

The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show.

IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. 

The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

Happy Birthday America!

This week, I discuss fixing my brains "check engine" light, take some questions and WYR's from the anonymous box, and play some voicemails from listeners including a new entry for the "Album Challenge."

Finally, I break down one listener's very awkward encounter in a public bathroom.

All this and much much more!

Thanks for listening!

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We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon.

AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365

The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show.

IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. 

The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

This week I discuss some media I've been consuming recently as well as dive into some topics and questions from the anonymous box.

We wrap up with a story from Reddit brought to my attention by a listener about a wife who is very suspicious of her husbands relationship with his step sister. 

Sit back and enjoy this roller coaster ride of family drama.

All this and much much more

Thanks for listening!

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We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon.

AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365

The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show.

IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. 

The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

This week, I catch you up on the past few weeks of my life and give some recommendations of things I've been watching lately.

Along the way I discuss, being old and having back problems, witness grieving in real time and discuss things kids don't understand.

Also, one unlucky woman gets a year long sinus infection who got if from her boyfriends ass. 

Yep, you read that last sentence correctly.

Some real wholesome content in this one.

All this and much more 

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We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon.

AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365

The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show.

IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. 

The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

This week, we dive back into the mailbag for more debauchery and absurdity.

This one goes all over the map from talk about movies and fast food restaurants to discussing some awkward emails I've recently received  and the science behind last week's "Inherited Fart" scenario.

Something for everyone and no one all at once.

Thanks for listening!

WE NOW HAVE AN INSTAGRAM FOR THE SHOW.  SEARCH AFIRESIDECHATPODCAST ON INSTAGRAM FOR PICS GIVING CONTEXT TO THE SHOW TOPICS. GIVE US A FOLLOW FOR FUTURE UPDATES.

We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon.

AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365

The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show.

IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. 

The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

This week, I'm turning over the reigns to AFC nation to discuss whatever is on your mind for our May mailbag episode. As you could probably imagine, the results are just as vulgar and depraved as you would expect.

We have listener submissions about Andor hate, dirty talk peeves, and toilet recommendations.

Plus a follow up to two weeks ago regarding an awkward bathroom encounter and a voicemail from an old friend who has a request for the album challenge.

All this and much much more

WE NOW HAVE AN INSTAGRAM FOR THE SHOW.  SEARCH AFIRESIDECHATPODCAST ON INSTAGRAM FOR PICS GIVING CONTEXT TO THE SHOW TOPICS. GIVE US A FOLLOW FOR FUTURE UPDATES.

We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon.

AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365

The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show.

IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. 

The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

I went to three shows this week, and I'm excited to tell you all about them. 

After we dive into the Anonymous Box for some quick hits,  I break down my week of concerts and awkwardness.

This week, my mother and I meet a fascinating lunatic, I ride the subway for the first time, and fear overtakes me at a rock concert. 

All this and much much more!

Thanks for listening!

WE NOW HAVE AN INSTAGRAM FOR THE SHOW.  SEARCH AFIRESIDECHATPODCAST ON INSTAGRAM FOR PICS GIVING CONTEXT TO THE SHOW TOPICS. GIVE US A FOLLOW FOR FUTURE UPDATES.

We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon.

AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365

The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show.

IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. 

The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.