On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, And Mahler the Fake News Dog talk about Earth perched atop two long, bright red legs, one bat hanging from the ceiling, the slick gene, olive oil, China’s summer, Groundwater loss, wetlands, photosynthesis fail, boat fuel cancer, virtual Putin, kidney vitrification, a 14-foot-long robotic snake, Elon’s Special K, fining the abused, a legitimate penological purpose, In-N-Out loyalty rally, an ejected umpire, and so on.