Isn't politics fun?? :)/
My opponent is a big poopypants/
I registered to vote while I was pooping. :)/
PSA Encouraging stupid not to vote/
Lohan was merely copping to a close friendship (!) Puh-Lease!/
Dern dern dern dern did a lern.../
Iran admits it has gay people... But only a few/
Prop 8 is like cell phones or kitty cats or cheese pizza... without the cell phones, the cats, or the pizza./
Religious straight couples refuse to marry until gay marriage is banned - Great!