Pregnant High School Students/

Hicks In Iowa/

The Only Thing I Really Want From A President/

Globes Ceremony Canceled - Good For The Writers!/

Do The Natural Thing and Shave!

Death puts a damper on music, drinks and food/

I'd kill my baby daddy for Hannah Montana tickets/

Rich Losing Their Religion/

Retarded are now Those With Diminished Comprehension/

Rich, married, church-going, white, Republican parents satisfied and happy - And your point is?

HMO murders girl/

Christmas Vacation vs. Winter Break/

A murderer eulogizes a batterer/

If the tiger mauling victims taunted the tiger, they deserve what they got!

Finally a study says taking off our shoes at the airport is a complete waste of time/

Presidential candidates' passions/

Send your kid to church and she comes back pregnant

Kangaroo Farts/

Elementary School Crush/

Oprah better not ruin it for Hillary/

I am terrified of my cell phone!/

God Killed Gunman

Maybe NOT getting to know each other is the key to a successful relationship/

Would you sleep in a dead man's house?/

Is it right for charity Solicitors to guilt people at the airport? Why don't people just learn to say no./

There was a "Prayer For Peace" days before the Mall Shooting. Well that worked./

Teen Births Rise. I think it's because of the Mexicans./

Miracle On 34TH Street objectionable?!

Charming Muslims/

Miss Congeniality 2!/

Tiffany's vs. eBay/

Another Peterson with dead and missing wives

Cheerleader Photos Controversial/

Ban Handguns?/

American Airlines says 90% baggage accuracy is acceptable!/

Punishment for manslaughter is going to work?!/

Compulsory national service?

If you're dating a woman other than your wife, your son may kill you/

Charge the 10-year-old fire starter/

Kill your neighbor's burglars/

If jail makes parents do the right thing, then jail 'em!

Smoking pot at the Lion King/

"It's a Small World" is being renamed "It's a Fat World"/

Georgia elects a governor who believes he can solve the state's problems by praying that they will get better - By

comparison it makes The Terminator seem like a super intelligent choice/

Jews never declared holy war and killed innocent civilians in the name of Moses!