Our lead investigator Ralph Cramp was invited to give the commencement address at a local middle school. But an advance copy of his speech was somehow obtained by a member of the school board and Ralph was disinvited. However, to show that petty motives and short-sighted bureaucrats will not impede his search for the truth, Mr. Cramp made a recording of his speech, making it freely available for use at any school graduation where the scheduled speaker backs out at the last minute.