We begin by commenting on our recent apology to a women's podcast. We complete an analysis of the term "fiddlesticks." Frank Melasma gives his unlicensed legal opinion. Then we detail how this episode of "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?" parallels both the original Italian novel of "Pinocchio" and Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein." Finally, we wrap up our investigation of the Scooby-Doo gang's involvement in "Foul Play in Funland."

In an effort to get more female voices on the podcast we interview the two women from the I Love A Conspiracy Podcast.

Most "thought leaders" today are wringing their hands over what will happen when AI (artificial intelligence) takes over our highest level jobs. But the producers of "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?" realized that our biggest problems will occur when robots assume our lowest level jobs--like carnival workers. They foresaw that stuffed animals, hotdogs, and even bricks will fly when machine learning is given an every day task like running a ride at an amusement park. Strap on your thinking cap as we begin our analysis of "Foul Play in Funland."

Against our wishes, syndicated public radio program "People In Perspective" has released its hatchet-job interview with our spokesman Ralph Cramp. If you wonder why America's trust in the news media is at an all time low, you need look no further than this VINDICTIVE HIT PIECE.

We've outlined how a human could not have filled out the ape man suit. Now we bring in a legal consultant, a film correspondent, and evidence of racial profiling--all to prove that Carl was innocent. And the ape was actually a giant, trained ape.

Ralph Cramp travels all the way to Nova Scotia to give a personal apology to the offended people. But misunderstandings are easy. Especially when one party has a lobster bat.

We're not posting this episode to SCARE you. But rather to alert you to a possibly DANGEROUS situation.  Please listen all the way through before taking any action. If you feel excessive anxiety, pause the episode and call your local urgent care to report your symptoms.

So you think it would be fun to work as an extra on a feature-film being shot on-location? Think again. The Scooby-Doo gang learned it the hard way. Also, if some guy calling himself "Uncle John," invites you to be in his little movie, run the other way. [NOTE: We don't know where Rene is right now, but as of this recording, all of our people are safe.]

You're going to enjoy this mini-episode. Why? Because YOU are NOT the one RISKING life and limb on a flimsy bridge that's spanning a dangerous ravine. That's why. Also, we detail an unfortunate attempt by Ralph to appear as a guest on another podcast. You might enjoy that as well.

Why is the Blue Ghost left handed, when Uncle Stuart (the man supposedly behind the makeup) is right handed? Why does the Scooby-Doo gang have access to video transmission equipment better than NASA had at the time? And why is there a portrait of the Pirate Vasquez in the dining room of the Wetherby estate?

Find the answer to these and other burning questions.