A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast

Join Joe & Nathan as they narrow it down, toss vinegar, duck missiles and trade barbs with Annette Badland. World War Three is imminent, and the boys are ready for the dodgy action set pieces. Good luck.

Join Joe & Nathan as they head to Powell Estate to uncover the mystery of the missing chav. Why is Jackie Tyler the best character to ever appear in Doctor Who? Surely the fat, flatulent, childish politicians aren’t a dig at the political state of play today? And how many ways can two gay men masturbate RTDs skill as a dramatist in 45 minutes?

Join Joe & Jason as they head to the frozen Tombs of Telos! They ponder just how complicated an Eric Saward scripted story can be, how inept the info dumps can be and how odd it is that every plot thread ends with murder.

Join Joe & Jason as they embark on a bank heist of a lifetime. What is lurking down in the sewers murdering people? Why are the Doctor and Peri’s clothes SO BRIGHT. And will anyone survive to tell tales of this adventure?

Join Joe & Conrad as they face down the most phallic and plastic of snakes. Conrad ponders what he would like to do with Dibber’s black light converter, the lack film work is considered and we both goggle at how good Nerys Hughes is.

Join Joe & Conrad as they head into Panna’s cave for a hallucinogenic dream of doom! What the hell is going on at the end of this episode? Why is Dibber wearing a dreadful wig? And how chilling is Hindle’s breakdown?

Join Joe & Conrad as they seek out the dark places of the inside. Why did Conrad give this 3/10 as a child? Where are the monsters? How sexy is evil Tegan? And who is giving the most impressive performance?

Join Joe and Conrad as they explore the lush landscape of Diva Loka. Conrad talks about why he hated this as a child and loves it as an adult, Joe is disturbed by the amount of shampoo available on this world and they both marvel at the many levels this story works on.

Join Joe & Jack as they attempt to gas Solon to death before the Morbius creatures is on the rampage! We admire the Morbius’ hairy ass, discuss Terrance Dicks’ novel and ponder on all those Timeless Children Doctors.

Join Joe & Jack as they face the giant Macra claw of the Morbius creature! We marvel in the glorious tastelessness of a Brain splatting onto the floor and worry about poor Sarah Jane and her many tortures. Worzel Gummidge features.