A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast

Joe & Ross; 'Don't go, Mr Sweet! Don't leave me!' We cannot wax lyrical enough about the hilarious, grotesque, outrageous and unforgettable performance by Diana Rigg. And Rachel Stirling is just hairs breath behind. This madcap, visually outrageous and unique episode of Doctor Who gets the Ross treatment and it is all the better for it.

Joe & Matt; 'We surely do, honey. We surely do!' We bring our riveting date to a conclusion by heading out into the countryside in a stretch limo with an American rich bitch, shooting gold coins at Cybermen in a warehouse and unleashing a living statue on a war fleet!

Joe & Matt; 'What matter...it is dead but I live!' Our date continues with ruthless skinheads threatening us for money, Nazi's ping ping pinging Cybermen, a little stop off for some jazz in the countryside before shrouded lizards (and warfleets!). What a day!

Joe & Matt; 'straight blowing!' The Who Birkin Boyfriends are flouncing around Windsor in period costume, having themselves painted by Frenchmen and avoiding death by Nazi by the arrival of a Cyberman spaceship. What a date!