Welcome to a Hard Grey’s… ok, look. Jon here. This is late. It’s my fault it’s late. 100% my fault. It’s here now and I’m sorry

Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else!

Sorry we’re late but this one is a special double-sized doozy! This legendary two-parter attempts to answer the question “is there any more satisfying two syllable phrase than T-BONE?” Special guest star Christina Ricci learns to keep her hands to herself. Other special guest Kyle Chandler learns maybe he should’ve read his paper yesterday. Meredith, as usual, learns nothing.

Tempers flare as a labor dispute threaten to shut everything down! And that's just at Ali and Jon's house! Also, the nurses are on strike in the show! George is a good Union Man. The rest of the hospital are practically Pinkertons who deserve an inflatable rat by their parking spaces. I'm tired of typing! Listen! Or don't!

Oh, and Nick-at-Nite fans from the 80s will love one of the guest stars!

This isn't urgent at all. Just scheduling crap.

Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else!

Today’s episode’s Deep Theoogical Question is: can God make an episode of Grey’s Anatomy so boring even Ali won’t defend it? Will Jon take an abrupt face turn and defend it himself? Why is anything anything? These questions and many more will not be answered, but hey, that’s not why you’re here! Why are you here? Why are you even reading this? JUST LISTEN TO OUR FREE CONTENT SLUDGE, DANG IT.

Wait, WHAT?!?! A Hard Grey’s Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else, is sneakily relaunching with no fanfare late on a Thursday night?! You better believe it, kiddo.

And is it worth the wait? Probably not. But this is the episode where a fan favorite character shows up! Don;t get too attached! Oops. That’s a spoiler, but nobody really cares. If you’re watching this, you’ve either already seen this show or never will.

But hey! We’re back! Maybe for good, maybe for one disappointing episode that took Jon too long to fix the sound on.

Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else!

Two episodes (and like 14 months) after our special Christmas episode that wasn’t special or Christmas related, we actually have a real holiday episode! Which means it’s even more depressing than usual. Also the episode is sad, too.

Welcome to the triumphant return of A Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else!

Well, Ali finally got Jon to talk about this show again. He hopes y’all are happy. He sure isn’t. Apologies in advance for the horrible swallowing noises he does near the beginning. And for the potentially dodgy sound. There were some very muffled moments he had to monkey with. But you get what you pay for.

Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else!

This Special Christmas Episode* has it all! If by “it all” you mean two interruptions from our son and Jon being very grumpy about the state of Coffee Acting in this show. Also, it’s a total shambles. Like, more than usual.

*The episode is not special nor is Christmas mentioned once.

Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else!

Jon is just as shocked as you are that we are back. Also, we are sick as hell and sound terrible. And we’ve been plagued with technical difficulties. And also we had to watch Grey’s Anatomy (Jon wrote this). But enjoy this special Thanksgiving Episode we’re launching ELEVEN DAYS after Thanksgiving!