What pleasures await Harry and Stacey this week, as they continue their journey into the rich world of the Twilight Saga (and it is a saga, never forget that!)? If the online synopsis is to be believed, this entire two hour film is just Bella Swan having a birthday party, which sounds really nice! Surely, this 18 year old who is dating a vampire literally 100 years older than her won't enter a full existential spiral about the fact that she has grown one single solitary year older? Right? Right?

Plus, Harry and Stacey try to work out what Bella is missing her life (hint: it's therapy and/or female friendship), get into multiple arguments about what does or does not constitute a metaphor, and after a certain point just keep talking, well after they could have already ended the episode.

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