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"Dan, it's like if you were on 'Celebrity Jeopardy!' and the category was 'Cuban Stuff.'" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Couple of Castillos cuttin' it up." It's a Stugotz power hour for Hour 1 as he delivers his Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote Biting. But don't worry; that's not all. He then fires off his Weekend Observations containing thoughts he had while on a gummy walking to The Sphere for a third straight night at a Dead show, his Top 5 Athletes If They Were Named After Something Australian, a sexist mistake, and a business proposal for Dan involving the Australian baseball league. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What's the difference between the most famous athlete in Miami and the most famous athlete who plays in Miami? Is Mike White too big for his britches? Do you skip the intro? Do you want a microsite with your football? Which NFL Draft prospect reminds Dane Brugler of a porterhouse steak? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Michael Malone gets fired, David gets evil, Greg gets good water, and Billy gets hard. Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Greg, Chris, Billy, Jessica, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're all very upset the Florida Gators won the National Championship because it means Ethan gets to be happy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Do all-time legacies create joy? Dan and his extortionists discuss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stugotz explains something he realized he misses having in his life while he was on vacation, and Billy has a unique business proposal for the group. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

HEADLINE: Conviction Overturned In Butt Injection Death. John Mulaney, Pebblez Da Model, and David's Dan Flashes shirt lead us through the Big Suey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And just like that... Dan... and Stu... are BACK. Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, David Samson, Roy, Billy, Chris, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices