This week, Brianne's big spoon antics have consequences for Melanie, trust issues are still a problem, brass is ass, Pisces men can go f*ck themselves, Brianne is a sucker for a conman, we consider panties as a packing material, a bingo card of chaos is completed, Melanie loves whorey movies, David collects a full set of crimes, Melanie tries to get back into Australia, Brianne wouldn't want to be a bad boy in China, a cultural reference finally means something, and Brianne may be willing to wake up and pee in a tuba.

Content warnings: multiple plane crash deaths, brief discussion of depression/mental health.

Links:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/dave-riggs-pilot-1b978448/
https://www.gadsdentimes.com/story/news/2004/01/22/west-virginia-man-indicted-in-bank-fraud/32325615007/
https://www.thepitchkc.com/david-riggs-cons-lacked-artistry-but-never-daring/
https://www.bizjournals.com/tampabay/stories/1997/03/24/story1.html
https://lasvegassun.com/news/2012/nov/16/faa-revokes-license-pilot-involved-crash-near-boul/
http://www.rhinoresourcecenter.com/pdf_files/136/1363436543.pdf
www.sec.gov/news/digest/1987/dig122987.pdf
http://www.aero-news.net/index.cfm?do=main.textpost&id=f658e143-be93-4b08-90b0-491d74a3cbf7
https://www.latimes.com/local/la-xpm-2012-nov-17-la-me-pilot-license-20121117-story.html