A Kettle and Some String

The Wire! Queens coronation! Blank faces! Dave and Andrew land in 1953 where people are being taken by their TV's. What will they make of Gatiss writing for the Rani, the morality of 1953 told in 2006, and what is on the Doctor's tape?

Eldrad must live! Fossil hand! Andy Pandy! Dave and John land in a quarry and are entombed. What will they make of Judith Paris' impact, nuclear reactor protocols and a poignant departure?

Pond life! Cubes! Shakri! Dave and Luke live a year through the slow invasion. What will they make of another Stewart in UNIT, the death of a modern companion and the fractured ending?

Racnoss! Donna! Car chase! Dave and Daniel are joined by a bride in the TARDIS who is wanted by a big red spider. What will they make of slapping in DW, Lance as a Torchwood operative and Nerys as a frenemy?

The Renegade! Amsterdam! Termination! Dave and Jim land on Gallifrey as an anti matter creature wants to bond. What will they make of a possible Maxil spin off, Colin and Robins night out and who the feck Omega is?

Sardick! Abigail! Shark! Dave and Mark tumble down a chimney of a right humbug! What will they make of privatising the skies, Michael Gambon and the Doctor's meddling?

I do! The angel! Dave is in the attic as Sarah Jane wants to get married. What will he make of machine banter and tragic Peter?

Egg! Germs! Decision! Dave and Edd land on the Moon in 2049, which is falling apart! What will they make of special Courtney, cold Doctor and barmy science?

AC/DC! Wardenclyffe! Scorpions! Dave and Alex land beside Niagara falls where someone is a thief. What will they make of Skithra close ups, guest composers and marvellous Goran?

Rude plants! Honor Blackman! Genocide! Dave and Joe are on Hyperion III during the Doctor's trial with a murderer on board! What will they make of a randy comms officer, ripe dialogue and a trio spin-off waiting to be written?