A Kiki Catchup

WE’RE A TEAM, EVER HEARD OF IT?! We are still reeling from the house of horrors that was the last three episodes of Love Is Blind. When is the last time a reality tv star fell from grace as fast as Mr Hollywood himself, Rob. The ideas for next year's LIB Halloween costumes are endless - John's gross fridge, 'Drunk Uncle' Jay, a pint of Guiness {the real villain of this season} Maxxinista Michaela and of course, Beekeeper. Come send it with us in Boston as we examine WHY IS SARAH CRYING??

SPOILER ALERT: Jackie reveals a reunion spoiler in this episode so keep your ears peeled if you want to skip :)

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TOMATO, TOMAHTO. This week the gals catch up on the 900 Halloween events ruining Mallory's life, the petting zoo from hell and Jackie's newly acquired English accent. We tackle hot topics such as a possible future Press Secretary Minaj, Jay Z casting himself in the Superbowl Halftime Show, and Pitbulls foray into children's entertainment. Listen in as we take ourselves BACK to the red table to once again examine our offensive dangler shaming and the role the toxic matriarchy plays in ball sack discrimination. 

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We are taking ourselves to the red table to apologize to the Manosphere. We realize we hurt your feelings, which are stored in those low hanging danglers, and we feel we must atone. Listen as we read some key reactions to our viral ball video, and apologize to all of those we hurt in our ruthless climb to the top. 

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WE’RE SHIPPIN UP TO BAHSTOOOOOOON. It feels so good to be back in the pods for a Dunkin-riffic Season 11 of our favorite guilty pleasure, Love Is Blind. We are recapping the first five episode drop of the new season, leaving no Moncler puffer unturned. 

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CALLING ALL MAASOCHISTS. Tune in to this very special book club episode where Mallory and her Nerd Coven discuss all things Romantasy, especially ACOTAR and TOG (iykyk). Sarah J. Maas gets our admiration and our ire, as we explore shadow daddies, ball slapping, women's empowerment and CONSENT. This will appeal to ACOTAR lovers, those wanting to dip a pointed ear into the wizard pond, or those who just want to make fun of us book nerds {like Jackie}.  

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HAPPY FALL YA'LL. We are officially in our basic bitch era and riding high on regifted pumpkin spice candles. Mallory gives us an inside look into the world of Au Pair Tinder and introduces us to the newest, and most controversial, mom on the block. Jackie gets pissed off by the Poles this week and decides it's never too early to whip out her Witches hat. We also manage to figure out the one Halloween costume that will absolutely get us cancelled.

So Smigus your Dyngus, hop on your magic dragon and join us for all the Fall f*ckery.

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GIRL WASH YOUR FACE. Alex the Esthetician is back in the studio, but this time she's spilling the tea on all the behind the scenes of Rhode Island reality TV. From tossed raviolis to Real Housewives cancelled facials to crappy coffee - we have all the inside scoop! We also dive into the shocking love affair to come out of The Traitors turret, who's cast trip this season may be to Epstein Island and the voting controversies from Dancing with the Stars. `

Come join us in the fight against wrinkles and appointment television. Comment below on what you're watching this Fall!

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MAKE US BEAUTIFUL DAMNIT. Frozen foreheads, Coke can nipples, LASER BEAMS?? What can’t an ass-stetician do? We are so pumped {full of botox} to have Alex Sullivan from Radiant Esthetics in Newport, RI on the pod! Get all your skin questions answered as we make our amazing guest delightfully uncomfortable. 

Episode cliffnotes & product links below :)

5 Step Skincare Routine by Alex

Cleanser, Exfoliant, Antioxident {ex. Vitamin C}, Moisturizer, SPF

Alex's Product List

Cleanser - Ultra Gentle Pure Skin Face Cleanser – First Aid Beauty

Exfoliant - Daily Microfoliant Exfoliator Smooths & Brightens Skin | Dermalogica®

Antioxident - Alto Defense Serum | Antioxidant Protection | skinbetter science

Moisturizer - AlphaRet Overnight Cream| Anti-Aging Skincare| skinbetter science

SPF - sunbetter TONE SMART SPF 75 Mineral Sunscreen| skinbetter science

Jackie's Product List

Cleanser - Vanicream™ Gentle Facial Cleanser for Sensitive Skin

Exfoliant - N/A {I need to get one!)

Antioxident - Arencia - Vitamin C Booster Shot | YesStyle

Moisturizer - Hydro Boost Gel Cream | Neutrogena® {Day}

 Beauty of Joseon - Dynasty Cream | YesStyle {Night}

Snail Jizz - COSRX - Advanced Snail 96 Mucin Power Essence | YesStyle

SPF - SKIN1004 - Madagascar Centella Hyalu-Cica Water-Fit Sun Serum | YesStyle

Mallory's Product List

Cleanser - Baptism Gel Facial Cleanser Fragrance-Free | Dieux

Exfoliant - N/A {needs a better one according to this ep}

Antioxident - Molecular Hero Serum for Hyperpigmentation | Mother Science

Moisturizer - Instant Angel Lipid-Rich Firming Face Moisturizer | Dieux

SPF - ShadeDrops® Broad Spectrum SPF 50 Mineral Milk Sunscreen (US) – Summer Fridays

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WE LOVE YOU DOLLY. Gen Z expert to the stars, Katie P, pops by the pod for a little generational Q&A.  From Birkin's to Trader Joe's totes, we breakdown the question, what is luxury? We navigate the terrifying world of AI and drag ChatGpt to filth. The dying star that is The Kardashians guides us along our way. 

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THE TOWN THAT COAL FORGOT AND METH REMEMBERS. We are feeling Fifty {episodes} and Fabulous this week as we kiki like we’ve never kiki’d before!  We discover some new found conspiracies about Connecticut vs Texas country music, unpack Mallory’s facial and height woes, and brainstorm Jackie’s ideas for her next big hair move. Mallory looks into a possible job with the West Virginia tourism department while Jackie reaches the true heights of Polish living.

We also discuss our excitement for the upcoming Fall TV lineup of Dancing with the Stars, Real Housewives of Potomac, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and Traitors! Jackie’s new short lived favorite show, Double Lives of Suburban Wives, takes a dark turn and Mallory is scarred for life by what is revealed to her on the pod. 

So grab your favorite Polish non-alc flavored beer and join us for a fun 50th :)

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